"Survivorsss"
TotallyNotChloe: Luca, what if we rubbed a balloon on your hair?
CowardBrat: let me answer easy for you. The entire room would explode
Rat: and the whole manor would be under a blackout
TotallyNotChloe: fair enough. William you bring the balloons
Rat: I WOULD ALSO BECOME A VEGETABLE AND LOSE MY MEMORY FOREVER???
TotallyNotChloe:
TotallyNotChloe: yeah William you bring the balloons
Sonic: JSBKABSSJ WHY ME???
TotallyNotChloe: because if something happens, nothing important will be wasted. Got it?
Sonic: are you implying that I'm not important?!
TotallyNotChloe: you said it, not me
WheresMyMelanin: why do you wanna do that exactly?
TotallyNotChloe: because this way we can say bye bye to matches again
TotallyNotChloe: duh
Rat: YOU DO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, THAT DON'T INCLUDE ME FRYING MY BRAIN, RIGHT?!
TotallyNotChloe: but what would be the fun in that?😀
Rat:
Rat: good point
LuckyGay: NO, IT'S NOT A GOOD POINT
TotallyNotChloe: fine, plan B
TotallyNotChloe: we kidnap Miss Nightingale
BondageKink: that's the stupidest thing you've said all day
TotallyNotChloe: you call it stupid, I call it genius
CowardBrat: oh please Miss Nightingale probably gives head to the Baron, it would just be a matter of time before we were all dead
Nightingalowo: one, I don't give head to anyone
Nightingalowo: two, you do realize I can see your messages, right?
Noaman: psht no one called you here
Nightingalowo: okay then
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MailMan: lol
TotallyNotChloe: okay plan C
SubNaib: why do you wanna get rid of the matches so badly?
TotallyNotChloe: because I'm not in the mood duh
TotallyNotChloe: okay so the plan is
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"Huntersss"
Rat: hi people so hear me out
Rat: Vera is going to go to your side of the manor and give yall cookies
Rat: she will make it seem like an innocent gift, but there are laxatives in them
Rat: so don't eat them or you will shit yourselves for the whole week :D
Girl_In_Red: why would she do that??!
Rat: she just wants a free day idk
Lizzzard: why are you even warning us about this?
Rat: because, you idiot, I need these matches
Rat: do you know how boring it gets here on your free days?!
Gaysha: okay so you're not worried about us, you're worried about your mental health?
Rat: my mental health? Oh honey, that one's been ruined long ago. At this point I'm just trying not to commit arson on myself
Rat: I just need a distraction, so I don't do it :D
Gaysha: fair enough
Rat: I don't know how much longer I can take this 😀
Stitches: maybe you should go see Miss Dyer again...
Rat:
Rat: broski do I look like your daughter?
Girl_In_Red: MR BALSA! That's not very nice of you!
Rat: hehe shock therapy goes brr
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Polaroid: and here I thought he had grown some common decency for once
UglySlenderman: at least he prevented you from taking a massive shit all week
Polaroid: you're gross Jack...
UglySlenderman: aw peepaw is sad 😩
Polaroid: if taking a massive shit all week will prevent me from contacting with you, oh Miss Nair let me binge them cookies...
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
