"Poor Tiny Rats"
DanceToForget: I'm sorry, we are what
Nightingalowo: blame Jack
UglySlenderman: OH COME ON!!
Girl_In_Red: Jack is our punching bag, and I'm living for it
UglySlenderman: I'm way too old for this, guys...
EmilyDrier: deal with it
EmilyDrier: but what do you mean by "we are leaving"????Nightingalowo: basically the big guy caught covid, so the manor and the matches are closing for a week
Sonic: PLS WHAT IS THIS, A RESTAURANT???
EatTheRich: who's the big guy?
Nightingalowo: no one of your concern, but he's basically the one that rules the manor
CoordinatingThemAll: and he caught covid?
Nightingalowo: yes
OwlLover: karma is a bitch sometimes, you know?
Drinkx3: I hope he's in immense pain right now💗
Balls_InMyFace: I hope he dies 🤪
QueenBee: chill bro
SubNaib: so how's this gonna work?
Nightingalowo: do you remember the tiny manor at the center of the woods?
BlindfoldOn: the one we spent the night at, when the tpn crossover started?
Nightingalowo: indeed. Well, you're staying there for a week. Consider this a break.
AnnaBanana: that house looks so boring doe 🙄
Nightingalowo: there is a pool
AnnaBanana: so do you think I should bring a crop top?
Rat: OH GOD PLEASE NO
ThemEyesRMad: hehe my time has come at last
ThemEyesRMad: I did not buy these swim shorts for nothingRat: CAN THE OLD PEOPLE STAY PLEASE???
DaVinky: I DO NOT WANT TO SEE BURKE WEARING SHORTS PLS
MailMan: let them have fun while they can ;-;
Rat: Victor, it's homophobic that you're not agreeing with me right now
Nightingalowo: but yeah pack your shit cuz you're leaving after dinner 💗
MetalAttractor: this week can't get any more plot twists...
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"Survivorsss♀️"
EmmaWoody: do I bring my pink swimsuit or my green bikini?
CoordinatingThemAll: the green bikini suits you very well queen
DanceToForget: I think the pink swimsuit's wayyy prettier :///
EmilyDrier: if you're stuck in-between, just bring the two of them. It's not like we have much to pack
EmmaWoody: alright then
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"Survivorsss♂️⚧"
Sonic: do you think I should bring the toothbrush?
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: nah it's not worth it
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...