"Huntersss"
UglySlenderman: I am traumatised.
UglySlenderman: I am revolted.
UglySlenderman: You see my will to live? It is no more.
UglySlenderman: My mental sanity? See guys? It's gone.
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: What happened this time...
UglySlenderman: Mary and Michiko happened!
UglySlenderman: Ever since those two thots started dating, I only see flowers and rainbows and happiness everywhere!
UglySlenderman: I wanna throw myself off the bridge!!
TentacleHentai: Yes, please do.
Girl_In_Red: he's just jealous cuz at least 50% of the manor is dating, and he's single.
Girl_In_Red: because his little crush got married to someone else
Girl_In_Red: so sad 💅
Gaysha: Yeah you can go fry yourself Jack
Polaroid: Fry? That's a new one
Gaysha: we have a kid in this groupchat, Joseph.
ReasonWhyIHateKids: Fries?!!
Gaysha: Yes Robbie, fries.
UglySlenderman: I walked in on you having full on sex!
Girl_In_Red: we never had sex wha-
Gaysha: JACK WE WERE KISSING! WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF SEX TO YOU?!
UglySlenderman: something that me and Mr Subedar never had T~T
MooseHead_Wall: thank God...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: actually I'm curious now, who's the top and who's the bottom?
Gaysha: I'm sorry what kind of question is that 🙂
Girl_In_Red: I'm obviously the top UwU
Gaysha: No, I think it's pretty obvious the top is me babe OwO
ReasonWhyIHateKids: Bunk beds?
Gaysha: Yes Robbie, bunk beds.
UglySlenderman: they're talking about who fucks and who gets fucked.
Gaysha: JACK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HE'S A CHILD!
UglySlenderman: SO IS GABY AND NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT HER!
Snek: BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO USES THE PHONE STRIPPER
UglySlenderman: oh
UglySlenderman: then I've been speaking to you like you're a child for nothing?
Snek: you mean having a typical Jack conversation?
UglySlenderman: no?
Girl_In_Red: Whatever, it doesn't really matter. Stuff should happen at it's time.
Gaysha: Yeah! And honestly, we don't plan on frying so soon...
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"Survivorsss"
Rat: Announcement everyone!
Rat: Mary and Michiko will make the fuck tonight!
Rat: Stay tuned for more information at our website, OletusManorNews_Ofc!
BottomInDenial: THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU NAME A WEBSITE LUCA
EmilyDrier: Yeah, also how do you know?
Rat: you're asking that to me?
EmilyDrier: Fair point. It was stupid.
WheresMyMelanin: Hun it's their life, we shouldn't know about that stuff.
Rat: sorry, it was just so tempting sliding into their DMs :p
Rat: they're pretty dirty for a queen and a geisha.
Rat: also they're planning it way too much, I wasn't even expecting my first time lmfao
WheresMyMelanin: same lol it just happened because God decided 'it is today.'
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: pfft so it was like "yo I'm bored let's bang"
MailMan: Didn't want to state a fact today, but that was kind of it.
BottomInDenial: our first time was planned lol
CowardBrat: I can only imagine y'all being like "It is today we suck each other's 🐓."
MetalAttractor: Bold of you to assume I sucked anything.
CowardBrat: PFFT OKAY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TO BE YOUR ANSWER
Sonic: our first time wasn't planned too. Like we were watching Netflix and said WHY NOT? YOU'RE HORNY, I'M HORNY.
CowardBrat: wdym? I literally had to do everything and tell you what and how to do stuff, cuz you were too scared
Sonic: shhhh they don't need to know...
Cockroach: Our first time was after the 11th Seasonal Party. We were drunk so it just happened too
CursesToCurse: I wouldn't say drunk, I would say ✨animated✨
Cockroach: pfft whatever you say hun
Cockroach: what about you Aesop?
Asoup: why the fuck would I tell you how my first time went?
Rat: your mind is way too dirty, soup. No one asked how it went, we asked if it was planned.
Asoup: and now I feel stupid
Balls_InMyFace: only now?
Asoup: ANYWAYS
Asoup: Yes, it was planned.
EmmaWoody: awww tell me you were gentle with he baby :)
Asoup:
Asoup: so funny story
Rat: HE'S A BOTTOM
BottomInDenial: I KNEW IT
DanceToForget: I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS BUT NOW I'M SURE
QueenBee: AESOP IS A BOTTOM EVERYONE!!
Asoup: can I kill myself now?
Rat: take me with you
WheresMyMelanin: NO
DaVinky: Guys come on, it is none of our business.
Asoup: I don't know if I should tell you to fuck off, or thank you.
BottomInDenial: Being a bottom is so stressful you have to do a lot of things.
Cockroach: Right?! Like urgh, the suffering
Rat has changed a participant's name.
BottomInDenial >>> SubNaib
SubNaib: he gave me a normal name?! I'm surprised!
CursesToCurse: who's gonna tell him?
26 participants are now offline.
SubNaib: w-wha-
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