IDV groupchat

Typical 2 am

"Survivorsss"

Dora_TheExplorer: what the fuck was that

Perfumes&Co: Is everyone okay??

CowardBrat: I'm good but it sounded like someone was in pain

CoordinatingThemAll: SOMEONE'S BEING ATTACKED??
CoordinatingThemAll: I'LL GO GET MY GUN

BottomInDenial: hold your horses Boom Girl, no one's being attacked

Drinkx3: it's okay everyone, it was an accident, y'all can go back to sleep.

MetalAttractor: Nah you got us curious now, what happened?

Drinkx3: nothing important really

FiveOfMeButBritish: she hit me with a lamp

DanceToForget: OPO wtf
DanceToForget: u gud?

FiveOfMeButBritish: yea it was a funny accident

Drinkx3: babe I thought you were gonna pass out!!!

FiveOfMeButBritish: I mean yes you hit me right on the head!!!

BlindfoldOn: But are you gonna explain or what????

Drinkx3: ok UH how do I put this

FiveOfMeButBritish: so basically I wanted to surprise the mistress but nooooo

Drinkx3: bruh you scared the living shit out of me lol

Rat: let me guess, you were trying to have a surprise sex session but she got scared because it's the middle of the night

WheresMyMelanin: Luca don't. Not everything is about sex babe

Rat: speak for yourself

Drinkx3: ok how the fuck did he get that right

Rat: WAIT I ACTUALLY GOT IT RIGHT LMAO

FiveOfMeButBritish: the only day I'm able to gather the courage to do something f u n with my girlfriend, is the day I get hit on the head.
FiveOfMeButBritish: not traumatic at all

Drinkx3: Babe I was sleeping. It's 2 am. It's pitch black, and out of nowhere I feel a hand on my shoulder and see a whole ass silhouette of a man.
Drinkx3: MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT INSTINCT WAS ACTIVATED
Drinkx3: AND I'M AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN
Drinkx3: OF COURSE I'LL FIGHT

FiveOfMeButBritish: understandable but I called you 7 times

Drinkx3: AND I WAS SLEEPING
Drinkx3: FRANKLY I'M STILL WAKING UP
Drinkx3: I'M STILL TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT MY SURROUNDINGS
Drinkx3: I FORGOT WHERE I WAS FOR 3 SECONDS

DaVinky: Not to be that person, but if that happened to me, I would've been wide awake in 2 seconds.

Asoup: yeah but no one cares Ed🚗

DaVinky: oh okay

Rat: seriously??
Rat: you're gonna let him talk to you like that??

DaVinky: I mean he is being genuine, and I respect that.
DaVinky: I prefer that than having someone who says they love me but they don't actually do.

EmmaWoody: looks like you have a lot of experience on that subject

DaVinky: I do. As an artist, I'm well aware of my surroundings, the physical world.
DaVinky: But I'm also aware of the hypocrisy, the unfairness and the lies in society.
DaVinky: Those fools think they have a say and are blind by their own lies.
DaVinky: It's like they put an Instagram filter in real life.
DaVinky: Pathetic.

Asoup: wow wtf I actually agree with you on something?
Asoup: well spoken kid.

DaVinky: I said nothing but the truth, humans are weird.

Asoup: right???
Asoup: like wtf how can you be so... what's the word?

DaVinky: Actual baffoons?

Asoup: the definition of 🤡

WheresMyMelanin: wow okay this is new

TinyWand: awww they are friends now

Asoup: I wouldn't say friends but my respect for him went up 13%

Cockroach: that's oddly specific

DaVinky: Precise. I like that.

Rat: OKAY NO
Rat: NO
Rat: NUH UH

LuckyGay: Leave the new guy to us, Luca. Y'all are already three.

Rat: so?

WheresMyMelanin: and?

MailMan: I don't see where the problem is 👀

Rat: yo Ed🚗
Rat: I have an offer.

DaVinky: I'm listening.

Rat: you date us, and we let you paint us like three of your French girls.

DaVinky: I'm coming over.

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BottomInDenial: and you dare to call ME an easy whore

Rat: don't call him a whore >:T
Rat: it's fair business.

MetalAttractor: Sure