"Survivorsss"
Rat: I think I just peed myself
QueenBee: of course you did...
Rat: I forgot we can see Yidhra in the manor now, and my heart skipped a beat when I saw that enormous, gigantic, colossal, thing in our living room.
CowardBrat: she's a snake, but she's a PRETTY snake
Cockroach: you mean HOT?
Rat: YOU MEAN ELEPHANTINE??
Rat: NO BECAUSE THAT THING IS ALMOST THRICE MY SIZE
Rat: GABY IS SO TINY COMPARED TO HER
Noaman: okay I'll give you this one, she is so DAMN BIG
Rat: she needs an exorcism... where's an Andrew when we need one?
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WheresMyMelanin: good afternoon, sinners.
Rat: you need to perform a ritual on Yidhra.
WheresMyMelanin: the holy angel has appeared before me, so I could spread the message of our Lord and savior. Thy message was "no💗"
Rat: >:( sky daddy is boring
WheresMyMelanin: STOP CALLING GOD SKY DADDY😭💐
Cockroach: hey guys the common phone is ringing. What should we do?
Sonic: we have a common phone??
SubNaib: no one ever called that number, should we pick it up?
MailMan: maybe let Miss Nightingale do it
Nightingalowo: nah broski, if it's a robber, I don't wanna deal with it again.
CowardBrat: YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. REALLY. FINE! I'LL PICK IT UP!
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SubNaib: do you think it's something cool?
TinyWand: yeah of course, it's probably because we won tickets to Disneyland 🙄
Sonic: WE WON TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND????😃😃😃
TinyWand: OF COURSE NOT, YOU IDIOT
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CowardBrat: apparently Freddy got kidnapped and his kidnappers are holding him hostage. They're asking for 50 dollars?
Nightingalowo: only 50 dollars?
SubNaib: it's because they know we don't have that amount of money 😐
Nightingalowo: how dare you
SubNaib: do we want him back?
Nightingalowo: WE DO. I NEED HIM HERE
EmmaWoody: we really don't
Nightingalowo: I'LL BE FIRED IF HE DISAPPEARS
LuckyGay: we genuinely couldn't care less
Nightingalowo: Mr Subedar, talk to them, and get a way for them to give Mr Riley back, without us having to pay
SubNaib: and why would I do that?
Nightingalowo: because we're poor and I don't wanna be fired TwT
SubNaib: sounds like a YOU problem
Nightingalowo: pleeeeaaaseeeeee
SubNaib: pay me 100 then
Nightingalowo: THAT GOES AGAINST MY WHOLE POINT
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
