"Survivorsss"
Rat: oh yea harder daddy~
Noaman: LUCA FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS A THREAT
MailMan: let's not threat each other like this :D
Rat: I said I was sorry, damn 🙄 you better chill sis
Noaman: I THINK I GOT AN INFECTION
MailMan: HEY! Wick doesn't have rabies >:(
WheresMyMelanin: babe, in his defense, I think Wick does have rabies. Did you forget how Luca's leg got after Wick bit him for the first time?
MailMan: it's not my fault if he's not careful
Noaman: WE SHOULDN'T BE CAREFUL VIC, YOUR DOG IS THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN
MailMan: oh yeah it's always other people's fault but never yours 🙄
Noaman: WICK IS A DOG!!!
MailMan: AND YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING, WHAT'S YOUR POINT??
EmilyDrier: I feel so sorry for Aesop
MailMan: yeah!
MailMan: wait huh D:EmilyDrier: it's true Vic. You need to let Melly see Wick. At least once.
MailMan: she's an entomologist! Not a vet
QueenBee: BUT AT LEAST I KNOW WHEN A DOG CLEARLY HAS RABIES
MailMan: Wick is totally fine! He doesn't need to be seen
Noaman: MY LEG IS RED, VIC
Noaman: EMILY HAS BEEN TAKING CARE OF IT SINCE YESTERDAYMailMan: oooo yas queen
Noaman: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO SIMP
Noaman: it's useless...SubNaib: oh please, can't you see he's just playing dumb?
QueenBee: what do you mean?
SubNaib: Am I the only one who sees this? The man worked for the mafia! He's only playing dumb because we all know he's babey!
MailMan: babey :D
SubNaib: SEE?!
Rat: hm... no, he's still babey
SubNaib: Vic, cut the shit, and leave Wick to Melly
MailMan: no!
DaVinky: babe, it'll just be a second
MailMan: no <3
WheresMyMelanin: babe-
MailMan: no :D
QueenBee: you know what? Vic, let's make a deal
MailMan: oooo I like deals
QueenBee: You bring me Wick and let me see him, and then I'll ask Miss Nightingale to give you a free day
MailMan: I'm at your door.
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EatTheRich: soooo? How was it?
QueenBee: As expected. Wick has rabies
MailMan: she's clearly lying guys 🙄
QueenBee: Vic, did you know a person can die from rabies? :D
MailMan: no, but that's not gonna happen cuz Wick doesn't have rabies 🤠
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