"Survivorsss"
CursesToCurse: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BBY BOY 🥺😩
TinyWand: who?
DoraThe_Explorer: 🤠
TinyWand: oh
TinyWand: happy birthday
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BBYY 😩😩😩✨✨
Cockroach: happy b-day!!!!!
DoraThe_Explorer: thank you! :D
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LuckyGay: ayo Kurt, I bring with me the best gift you could wish for 🤡
DoraThe_Explorer: and that is?
LuckyGay: a new hunter 👹
CoordinatingThemAll: HUH?? ALREADY??
SubNaib: WASN'T PERCY ENOUGH??
Rat: WHO THE HELL IS THIS THING??
LuckyGay: get ready
LuckyGay: something will hurt on your body when you see them
BlindfoldOn: them?
LuckyGay:
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TotallyNotChloe: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?????
QueenBee: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING???
Rat: IT LOOKS LIKE MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
Balls_InMyFace: BRUH IT LOOKS LIKE THE CONDOM BURKE FORGOT UNDER HIS BED 40 YEARS AGO
LuckyGay: They're dwarves 🤸♂️
MetalAttractor: it's giving me WuChang/ Dream Witch-ish vibes...
CowardBrat: oh no, I'm out of here
Sonic: I don't think it's gonna be that bad, babe
CowardBrat: no, you don't understand
CowardBrat: I have this irrational fear of dwarves...
EmmaWoody: LMFAO
LuckyGay: LOOK HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
CowardBrat: I think I'm gonna throw up-
LuckyGay: told ya it would hurt
SubNaib: just- why??
DanceToForget: we need actually scary hunters in here
SubNaib: DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
Rat: I found their files!!!
QueenBee: POST THEM!!
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"Survivorsss"
EatTheRich: their backstory is actually so sad what...
DoraThe_Explorer: this is by far the worst gift you could give me. Couldn't you have waited for tomorrow so my day wouldn't be ruined? 👹
LuckyGay: lol no, your suffering is my pleasure
OwlLover: I didn't know you were a sadistic guy, Lucky
LuckyGay: there's a lot of things you don't know about me
DoraThe_Explorer: yea we can tell
EmilyDrier: Tracy? You okay, hun?
CowardBrat: I'm genuinely going to puke...
EatTheRich: well that's kind of ableist
CowardBrat: no, it's a phobia :/
BondageKink: I'm guessing there won't be any cake then
CowardBrat: I'm sorry- am I your private chef?
Drinkx3: NOT AT ALL HUN, I'LL BAKE THE CAKE TODAY!
CowardBrat: no... you have Sam to shut up...
CristianoRonaldo: I can shut him up!
WheresMyMelanin: that sounds so wrong...
DaVinky: sweet home Alabama 🪕
Rat: KICK THE BABY???
FiveOfMeButBritish: NO, LUCA
DoraThe_Explorer: guys, you don't need to bake a cake-
CowardBrat: SHUT UP OF COURSE WE DO
CowardBrat: YOU'RE BABEY AND BABEYS GET CAKE
DoraThe_Explorer: I'm like
DoraThe_Explorer: 4 years older than you
DoraThe_Explorer: I just turned 26 ://
CowardBrat: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT???
DoraThe_Explorer: no, sir
DoraThe_Explorer: also, I'm about to have a match. See yall later!
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Drinkx3: Servais, Kreacher, what're yall gonna give him?
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: uhhh
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: a hug that expresses my love and appreciation?
TerrorShockn't: you're too cheap...
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: LOOK WHOS TALKING!!!!
EmmaWoody: maybe have a movie session? I know Kurt, he gets happy with the smallest things
TinyWand: as long as I don't spend my money, it's fine
QueenBee: you seriously don't deserve him 😐
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: oh we know we don't. It's just a fact. He's an angel compared to us.
TinyWand: yeah yeah it's fine. We're terrible people anyways
Sonic: Terrible people don't wish to get better. You are good people. You just need to work on that.
TinyWand: who said I wish to get better? 🤡
Sonic: you know what? I give up my hope on you 🤠
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