Ed🚗 uses they/them pronouns and you can't do anything about it 💅🐀
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"Survivorsss"
Nightingalowo: okay, which one of you fuckers set the Christmas tree on fire?
SubNaib: why did you just assume it was us?! Did you forget Jack is a thing?
Nightingalowo: after last year, I don't think he would be stupid enough to do it again...
Rat: so you poundered the idea...
Nightingalowo: I n d e e d
Nightingalowo: so? Who was it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know
EmilyDrier: Miss Nightingale, with all due respect, I don't think the person who did it would be stupid enough to confess. I mean you have the power to rip our heads off if you wish.
Nightingalowo:
Nightingalowo: that's besides the point.
Nightingalowo: also, yall are gonna have a new surv joining you soon so, try to clean up your image
WheresMyMelanin: we didn't do that with Ed🚗, we're not gonna do it with this new person
MailMan: facts
Nightingalowo: I want the person who did it to confess until the end of the day, or else, no more free days.
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TotallyNotChloe: we can deal with that, right guys?
TotallyNotChloe:
TotallyNotChloe: right??
EmmaWoody: those free days are the only things that stop me from having a mental breakdown-
MetalAttractor: mood
TerrorShockn't: whoever did it, has to confess. I don't wanna lose my breaks just because of you idiots
TinyWand: I can almost bet it was Kreacher
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Do you think of me that much that I'm your first choice to everything?
TinyWand: I take back what I said
DoraThe_Explorer: awww you do babe🥺
TinyWand: no💞
LuckyGay: okay how about this
LuckyGay: the person who did it confesses here, and we find a way together of Miss Nightingale not punishing them.
TerrorShockn't: nah I don't wanna be a part of this. I'm out of here
DoraThe_Explorer: Freddy, stop being a fucking coward and help us.
TerrorShockn't: okay💅
Rat: So. Who was it?
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Rat: guys we can't stay here forever. Someone has to confess
SubNaib: I vote for Freddy
DanceToForget: me too
QueenBee: same
TerrorShockn't: Wait huh?! It wasn't me!
Balls_InMyFace: yeah but no one wants you here, Freddy
Asoup: yes
Rat: okay I'm gonna tell Miss Nightingale Freddy confessed to us, but refuses to say it to her.
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TerrorShockn't: But that's not fair!! It wasn't me you idiots!!
DaVinky: You calling us 'idiots' isn't helping our decision
TerrorShockn't: am I supposed to stay quiet?!
Asoup: YES PLEASE SHUT UP ONCE AND FOR ALL
Drinkx3: SERIOUSLY IF YOU STOP TALKING WE WILL ALL BE HAPPY
TerrorShockn't: I can bet it was Naib! He's good at omitting his own shit, and to incriminate others!
SubNaib: I mean yeah that's my job as a mercenary, but I have better things to do than setting a Christmas tree on fire
DaVinky: it was so hard to put up that tree :(
MailMan: fr it was a nightmare, even Galatea was freaking out
TerrorShockn't: you're all gonna regret this!
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CowardBrat: He acts like we care
MetalAttractor: yea like, stuff can't get worse. It's just not possible
FiveOfMeButBritish: this new surv can be a bitch to us, you don't know
MetalAttractor: yea but that's easy to solve. You just need to tell them to go fuck themselves. Done!
Asoup: Ed🚗 didn't talk to anyone at the beginning and everytime I told him that, yall would come at me!
WheresMyMelanin: cuz they weren't being a bitch, they were just quiet :/
DaVinky: yea :D
Asoup:
Asoup: fair.
Asoup: wait
Asoup: they?
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Rat: oh yeah Ed🚗 uses they/them pronouns now. I guess I should've told you people that.
Rat: sorry baby
DaVinky: it's okay :D
Asoup: noted.
Rat: Anyways, Freddy is gonna be punished soon. Miss Nightingale doesn't know what to do with him yet, but she will, soon enough :)
SubNaib: is it a bad time to say that it was me who burned the tree?
SubNaib: it was an accident involving Murro's boar and me
SubNaib: I don't like pigs
Rat: it's fine, no one cares
Rat: Freddy's gonna be the one paying anyways so, you're good 👍
SubNaib: :D
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