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"Survivorsss"
Rat: hey guys I bought a cat on Wish
Nightingalowo: HUH???
CoordinatingThemAll: WAIT WHAT
Rat: yeah cuz I mean this way they don't need to know the address and I really wanted a cat
Rat: but anyways
Rat: the cat said it wanted my soul
QueenBee: cats are adorable! Don't be dumb
Rat: adorable is your cunt, I don't wanna sell my soul like Antonio, what the fuck do I do
QueenBee: I'm gonna go see the damn cat. I'll be right back
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QueenBee: JESUS' BLOOD IS OH-SO POWERFUL, THE GODDAMN CAT TALKED
Rat: I told you it's Satan's work
Rat: the cat is fucking possessed, call an exorcist
Rat: better yet, call Andrew
Cockroach: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY ANIMALS ON WISH YOU DUMB HOE
Rat: FUCK IT, JUST BURN THE DAMN CAT
QueenBee: IM NOT GONNA BURN AN ANIMAL
Rat: THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
SubNaib: okay guys, calm down
SubNaib: we'll get rid of the cat when we go back to the manor tomorrow
Rat: my ass!!! it'll sleep with you then
SubNaib: Luca, we're sharing the same room
Rat: Melly, since you love animals so much, it'll sleep with you
QueenBee: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE MF ANIMAL
CursesToCurse: GIVE IT TO ANN, I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING SHE HASN'T SEEN BEFORE
Rat: good idea.
Rat: huh, I guess you do have a brain after all
Cockroach: speaking of going back tomorrow
Cockroach: who's driving?
SubNaib: can I go this time???
MailMan: please don't-
MetalAttractor: literally. Anyone but you
SubNaib: >:0
CoordinatingThemAll: dad the last time you drove was when we went to the beach, and you almost ran over an old lady with a baby
SubNaib: it was her fault, she was in my way!
CowardBrat: YOU WERE DRIVING ON THE SIDEWALK
SubNaib: still her fault
MetalAttractor: I can do it. I had to learn how to drive to do the mf COA trailer
Cockroach: aight settled! we need 3 more people
Drinkx3: I don't mind
BondageKink: nah let ME do it, ladies. You know what they say
BondageKink: women driving, peril thrivin hahaha
QueenBee: HAHAHAHAH then walk, you peasant
Cockroach: aight Norton and Demi setlled. Mike you also went to the COA. Join them
Balls_InMyFace: YOU ALSO WENT
Cockroach: I DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO DRIVE THOUGH
Balls_InMyFace: FINE I'LL DO IT
Balls_InMyFace: useless cunts...
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