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This chapter is based on an actual video on Pornhub (you'll understand later). That thing traumatised me for life so I won't leave the link lol. Please protect your eyes :')
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"Survivorsss"
CowardBrat: Why is Victor curled up in a ball in a corner i-??
WheresMyMelanin: don't mind him, he's just traumatised
WheresMyMelanin: because someone decided to show him some inappropriate stuff involving him
Rat: it was a JOKE!!!
Rat: I didn't think he would be so traumatised!!
Rat: you weren't!!
WheresMyMelanin: because I was not THE MAIN TOPIC
CursesToCurse: I'm scared to ask what's going on
Rat: I showed them a pornhub video 🙄
Cockroach: so?
WheresMyMelanin: yeah Luca
WheresMyMelanin: so?
Rat: it was something involving the three of us
Balls_InMyFace: Y'all made a video for pornhub?? Daaaamnnn
Rat: We didn't. Someone did
MetalAttractor: I am so confused 😃
Dora_TheExplorer: I think I know the video he's talking about
Dora_TheExplorer: "Postman's Sunday Morning" right?
Rat: 1 how the fuck do you know the video
Rat: 2 why do you know the video
Rat: 3 you watch porn?? wow fancy u.u
Dora_TheExplorer: No. I'm ace
Dora_TheExplorer: But I was curious so i opened the site, and then it just popped up
Dora_TheExplorer: that shit's traumatizing I couldn't watch everything and I'm not even in it
Performes&Co: I wanna watch it now
BottomInDenial: Lol good luck
CoordinatingThemAll: I'm kinda curious too
BottomInDenial: No you're not if you ever mention it again I will break your phone with a hammer
MetalAttractor: God fucking damn it I saw the first picture and I wanna die already
WheresMyMelanin: DON'T SEARCH FOR IT DAMN IT
QueenBee: WELL I'M SORRY YOU GOT US ALL CURIOUS NOW
OwlLover: the video is everything: funny, traumatising, sad, cringe, awkward, confusing, and so much more
Drinkx3: why do their pp's look like sausages?-
WheresMyMelanin: IKR
WheresMyMelanin: THE ANIMATION IS TERRIBLE
WheresMyMelanin: THEY COULD'VE AT LEAST PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT
Dora_TheExplorer: WHY DOES LUCA LOOK LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO YEET YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW AT ANY MOMENT???
Rat: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY IS WEARING A MASK WITH MY FACE PRINTED ON IT
Asoup: I'll never be the same...
TinyWand: what am I doing with my life...
CoordinatingThemAll: THIS IS SO FUNNY TO WATCH I'M SORRY--
WheresMyMelanin: WHY ARE Y'ALL SUDDENLY WATCHING IT????
BottomInDenial: That's it Behamfil. No more phone for you for the rest of the year.
CoordinatingThemAll: noooo you don't have that type of power :(
BottomInDenial: Wanna test that theory?
CoordinatingThemAll: fine...
EmilyDrier: Naib, I understand your parental concern. But Martha is 17. She's not a little girl anymore
BottomInDenial: SO SHE CAN WATCH A TERRIBLE ANIMATION ON PORNHUB INVOLVING HER 3 FRIENDS HAVING A THREESOME??
BottomInDenial: I DON'T THINK SO
BlindfoldOn: I'll say this again.
BlindfoldOn: sometimes I thank God that I'm blind.
CoordinatingThemAll: why is that even on pornhub?
MetalAttractor: dude I don't know there's everything in there.
Balls_InMyFace: and how would you know?
MetalAttractor: because I watch videos there all the time lol I got nothing to hide
BottomInDenial: That shit is like his YouTube
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WheresMyMelanin: Victor honey are you okay?
MailMan: I wanna cry
Rat: mood
MailMan: at first I thought someone was being really creepy and had filmed my Sunday's morning routine.
MailMan: but then I watched the video
MailMan: and now I wanna wash my eyes with bleach
EmmaWoody: I pretend I do not see
U👄U
EmmaWoody: but I actually do U👄👁
WheresMyMelanin: Victor do you want me to make you pancakes to start a new day?
MailMan: It's Sunday morning. It's really not the best time for me to eat right now, Andrew.
CoordinatingThemAll: welp I'm hungry.
CoordinatingThemAll: I'm gonna eat
CoordinatingThemAll: does anyone want anything?
TerrorShockn't: happiness
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: a life
OwlLover: my lover back
BottomInDenial: I'll have some pancakes please
CoordinatingThemAll: can I use that technique you taught me??
BottomInDenial: N-No you won't shoot the pancakes-...
CoordinatingThemAll: I was talking about the way you taught me how to cook them but ok-
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