TW for mentions of SH!!
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"Survivorsss"
QueenBee: WHO
QueenBee: THE FUCK
QueenBee: DESTROYED MY BED???MetalAttractor: that was me, I was a little drunk
QueenBee: NORTON MY BED IS SPLIT IN HALF
MetalAttractor: oops
QueenBee: SERIOUSLY
QueenBee: IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS MANOR WHOSE THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN DESTROYED BY YOUR DRUNK SELF??MetalAttractor: Naib
SubNaib: me
Cockroach: oh so now we have favorites huh
Cockroach: good to knowMetalAttractor: that's not true! I love you all equally!
MetalAttractor: I love Naib and yall non-Naibs equallyRat: oh for fuck's sake, yall still try?
SubNaib: heh suckers
Rat: oh shut up Naib, you've got no say in this
MailMan: fr guys, you two destroy everything that gets in your way, it's like a curse
MetalAttractor: that's not true!! I literally do everything yall ask me to
CoordinatingThemAll: dad, we literally caught you doing a satanic ritual in the middle of the kitchen the other day, no one asked you to do that
MetalAttractor: FREDDY TOLD ME TO SATANIZE THE KITCHEN, WDYM NO ONE ASKED ME
TerrorShockn't: I told you to SANATIZE YOU DUMBFUCK
MetalAttractor: SAME THING!!
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LuckyGay: Edgar's and Galatea's deductions are out, peoples!!
Cockroach: really??!
Balls_InMyFace: finally!!!
TerrorShockn't: when can we see them?
LuckyGay: the files are in Luca's room because SOMEHOW HE MANAGED TO GET A MF PRINTER???
CursesToCurse: the mf bought it on Amazon or some shit 💀
Rat: BABE WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO TALK
DaVinky: oh?
Rat: WHO THE HELL IS MAPLE AND WHY DOES SHE HATE RAINY DAYS??
EatTheRich: isn't Maple that girl from gravity falls?
WheresMyMelanin: no, that's Mabel, Ganji
DaVinky: she's one of my sisters
Rat: WHY IS RED A GENTLE COLOR??? IT'S LIKE THE UGLIEST COLOR IN THE PALLET
MailMan: my uniform is literally red 💔
Rat: IT HAD TO BE SAID, VIC
DaVinky: the hell do you want me to say? It just is
Rat: your taste is terrible hun <\3
DaVinky: shawdy what 🤠
Cockroach: well, now you got us all curious
CowardBrat: yea! Miss Nightingale always does some poetic shit for our deductions. It's really catchy ngl
Rat: I love how the last page of their diary is literally just "red is a gentle color" 💀 like ✨how original✨
Sonic: or maybe, they're just on their period :o
CoordinatingThemAll: huh 👹
DaVinky: It was all fun and games until I realized our diaries were gonna be our deductions
TinyWand: when the hell did you find that out?
DaVinky: yesterday 💀
EmilyDrier: why is that bad btw?
DaVinky: well let's just say that I wrote a lot of private stuff on my diaries and I had no idea they were gonna be turned into deductions
MetalAttractor: oh that happened with all of us, you're not special
Drinkx3: maybe we should start warning people about it 😃
Drinkx3: that being said, Ganji, don't write private stuff on your diariesEatTheRich: time to start erasing stuff 💀
WheresMyMelanin: how many pages are you in?
EatTheRich: 23 I think?
WheresMyMelanin: you still have time
Nightingalowo: not for long
WheresMyMelanin: CHRIST
Nightingalowo: I want your diaries in a month, Mr Gupta
EatTheRich: noted
Noaman: don't get depressed until then
EatTheRich: I can't make promises
CursesToCurse: lmfao we are all depressed in here
EmilyDrier: I can tell, please go touch some grass 😐
DaVinky: ew
EmilyDrier: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EW??!?!
DaVinky: Grass is gross. Do you know how dirty that thing is??
EatTheRich: you know, sometimes bullying is good 🙍🤛
DaVinky: do not bully me, Ganji. That is assault.
Rat: if you touch me, I will violently shit myself as a defense mechanism.
DaVinky: what he said.
EatTheRich: i-
Noaman: oh shut up, Edgar. You're just an artist with a God complex 🙄
DaVinky: but I'm just a kid doe
Rat: a kid with a blood kink?
Cockroach: HUH???
EmmaWoody: WELL THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY
DaVinky: oh pls just because I used to cms, doesn't mean I have a blood kink🙄
EmilyDrier: Edgar I-
DaVinky: I'm so depressed 😀
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