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Rats' sacred marriage pt. 3

I know y'all are tired of NortNaib, but honestly I like it so :/ but I promise that after the wedding everything will calm down between those two. Just keep it up a bit longer xD

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"Huntersss"

Girl_In_Red: Joseph, hun, is everything ready at the church? How's stuff going so far?

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Polaroid: define "ready".

Girl_In_Red: like... is everything... good?

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That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: define "good".

Girl_In_Red: *sighh* is it presentable?

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Snek: define "presentable"

Girl_In_Red: Oh for fuck's sake
Girl_In_Red: guys is the church ready for the wedding or not?!

Gaysha: I mean it was until Jack set it on fire.

UglySlenderman: Mr. Valden painted the burnt side, so it's solved!

Girl_In_Red: NO IT'S NOT-

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"Survivorsss"

Rat: nothing makes sense, pizzas are round, the boxes we put them in are square, and we eat them as triangles

FiveOfMeButBritish: Luca for fuck's sake, focus-

Rat: sorry! I was preparing the food and I thought about it!

CowardBrat: GET OFF THE PHONE AND HELP ME YOU RAT

Asoup: I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

QueenBee: AAAAAAAAAA

Asoup: AAAAAAAAAAA

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"You know, when I was a kid, I used to think 'I'm never getting married. That's gross.' Oh look how the turns have tabled." Naib said as he and Norton arrived to Hastur's room.

"Well good news babe! I'm amazing."

"Aw you look so confident about that..."

"Hello."

"Fucking Christ-"

"I never united two people in the sacred matrimony, so this is gonna be a hell of a ride." Hastur said as he set himself aside to let the other two through.

"What a surprise."

"So uh... how's this gonna work?"

"Dude. You're the priest."

"I'm a deity, not a fucking head of the church!"

"You should know about this stuff!"

"I'm just a lost octopus okay?!"

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"Huntersss"

Gaysha: you know, I was supposed to get married too.