"Survivorsss"
BlindfoldOn: what the hell is this
MetalAttractor: PRESENTS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3
BlindfoldOn: I literally just woke up, surrounded by an unfamiliar touch.
BlindfoldOn: DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARY, AS A BLIND GIRL, THAT IS???
CowardBrat: THEY'RE OUR GIFTS FOR YOU!!!
BlindfoldOn: plural??? Yall got more than one??!?!
TotallyNotChloe: as we should OwO
EatTheRich: Happy birthday!
CoordinatingThemAll: BABY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
DaVinky: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELENA!!!!
SubNaib: AHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
TerrorShockn't: everyone gangsta until it's my birthday -_-
EmmaWoody: SHUT UP FREDDY, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU ANYMORE
BlindfoldOn: thank you, guys!!! But honestly, this was one of the scariest moments in my life. And I've kited Wu Chang with detention.
MailMan: I baked you a cake👉👈 d-do you perhaps wanna taste it?
BlindfoldOn: I will protect you with my life, you being of light, I swear to god
MailMan: t-that is far from answering my question, but thank you!😃
BlindfoldOn: now that I think of it, I'm officially 18! I can legally date an adult now!
EatTheRich: oh you're right!
Asoup: fucking great...
CoordinatingThemAll: my day is yet to come 💔
SubNaib: you're not dating anytime soon ❤
CoordinatingThemAll: but- daaaaadddd why can everyone date but meee??
SubNaib: you're not everyone :)
TotallyNotChloe: oh Naib imma be stealing your daughter when she turns 18 >:)
CoordinatingThemAll: MUAHAHAHAHA
CoordinatingThemAll: wait huh-
SubNaib: JSZBDJEBD STAY AWAY! BACK OFF YOU SCOUNDREL 🤺🤺🤺 OFF I SAY🤺
BlindfoldOn: oh trust me, that is a promise.
BlindfoldOn: SO! Who's single and looking for a blind girl to date? >:3
DanceToForget: literally. Let's get married tonight
BlindfoldOn: omg yas queen let's go
EmmaWoody: please chill, I can't keep baking cakes...
CowardBrat: literally. I'm so tired.
CursesToCurse: two birthdays in a row... that sure is something
LuckyGay: yall notice the pattern here, right?
LuckyGay: first, it's the ugly thing's birthday, then the angel's
TerrorShockn't: I will literally eat you alive.
Rat: GAASSSPPP
Rat: IS THAT A WEIRD KINK YOU HAVE???
Rat: I KNEW IT!!
BlindfoldOn: omg did you call me an angel?? I'm gonna blushhhh🤤🤤
Sonic: don't act so surprised, the hunters go friendly when they see you
WheresMyMelanin: literally, what kind of power is that?!
BlindfoldOn: I'm adorable, what can I say?🤷♀️
BlindfoldOn: also, who gave me a d1ld0?!?!
Cockroach: LUCA!!!
QueenBee: THIS RAT ISTG
Rat: THAT ONE VIBRATES BY TOUCH SO YOU DONT HAVE TO SEE WHICH BUTTONS YOU'RE CLICKING
Rat: YOU'RE WELCOME
BlindfoldOn: JDBJSBFJE THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE
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