BottomInDenial: Mike.
BottomInDenial: what in the flying FUCK were you doing in the match?!BoomClap: wdym? :0
BottomInDenial: You were literally exploding your balls in my face the whole time!!
BottomInDenial: ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!GtgFast: oop
Perfumes&Co: That's kinda gay, Naib.
BottomInDenial: oh for fuck's sake...
Luca_Salsa has changed a participant's name
BoomClap >>> Balls_InMyFaceBalls_InMyFace: :0
Balls_InMyFace: It was an accident I swear! It was meant to hit Jack, not you!BottomInDenial: JACK WAS GUARDING MARTHA!!
CoordinatingThemAll: THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING THE WHOLE TIME?!?
RobotsForALiving: Yeah, I had to go rescue Martha and I'm not a rescuer...
Luca_Salsa: Well, if the rescuer did his job rescuing...
BottomInDenial: The cipher was almost done!
RobotsForALiving: SO WAS MINE!!
BottomInDenial: Yeah well, Mike's balls were in my face the whole time so that's his fault!
BottomInDenial: h-how do you delete a message in here...?Rat: Too late. We all saw it.
BottomInDenial: fuck...
Balls_InMyFace: I deeply apologise, Naib. It wasn't on purpose, really.
BottomInDenial: You were laughing at me the whole time...
Balls_InMyFace: Because it was funny...?
BottomInDenial: Not only were you an ASS
BottomInDenial: You were dumb af. You used all of your balls on me, when you could've used them on the hunter.CoordinatingThemAll: Well, we all escaped in the end so...
RobotsForALiving: My doll didn't :(
BottomInDenial: oh right...
BottomInDenial: Sorry about that, Tracy.
BottomInDenial: I'll help you fix it after lunch :)RobotsForALiving: :D
BondageKink: How cute.
EmmaWoody: Kevin finds something cute? New...
BondageKink: Hey
BondageKink: I might not be gay like the rest of you
BondageKink: but I'm not a heartless monsterQueenBee: I mean
QueenBee: You do decode faster when you're with girls
QueenBee: so that just proves you're a perv
QueenBee: with a fragile masculinityBondageKink: eye-
BondageKink: SO when's the next match??MailMan: 10 minutes
MailMan: And it's a duo hunters
MailMan: Double fun! :DBottomInDenial: Istg one of these days you'll start talking in ❤✨😀🌹🌈
MailMan: what's wrong with that? :( 💔
WheresMyMelanin: Naib, apologise. He's sad now :(
MailMan: :(
BottomInDenial: I am sorry Victor.
MailMan: :D
OwlLover: by the way I think it's gonna be Mary and the new hunter.
PortalsForLife: You mean the girl in the wheelchair?
PortalsForLife: what's her name again?Asoup: idk but is that important rn?
PortalsForLife: ...no
Asoup: there ya go
OwlLover: Galatea.
Asoup: we get it.
Asoup: you know stuff.Luca_Salsa: kinda wanna create a groupchat for the hunters-
Drinkx3: so that they can plan our deaths more easily? No thx
Luca_Salsa: I mean
Luca_Salsa: it would be fun.
Luca_Salsa: and we don't die. We just get sent back to the manor--MetalAttractor: hehe agreed
Luca_Salsa: It's settled! I'm gonna create a groupchat for the hunters!
BottomInDenial: Luca only one of us agreed on that...
Luca_Salsa is now offline.
BottomInDenial: shit...
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Luca_Salsa created "Huntersss" groupchat.
Luca_Salsa added Polaroid, Gaysha, UglySlenderman, and 14 more.Girl_In_Red is now administrator.
Luca_Salsa has left the groupchat.
Polaroid: What the...
Gaysha: I am severely confused right now...
UglySlenderman: I think it's a groupchat.
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3am: no shit
Girl_In_Red: Look guys! I'm admin!
Polaroid: That's great, Mary. But why would the survivors create us a groupchat?
Gaysha: That one Luca guy created it. How much do you want to bet that only him and the Magnet man agreed on this?
Snek: I really don't doubt it.
AnnaBanana: What are these names...
PennywiseOnCrack: That kid smokes a lot of pot...
Stitches: Pennywise on c r a c k
ReasonWhyIHateKids: What is going on?
Lizzzard: I don't... I... How do I leave?...
LightningMcQueen: Eye- is this normal around here?
WangChu: no.
MooseHead_Wall: I just realised there are 17 participants, when there are 18 hunters.
TentacleHentai: BonBon is literally a robot.
ThemEyesRMad: BonBon has feelings. I already told you that.
Girl_In_Red: Still a robot, Burke.
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Doesn't Girl_In_Red and LightningMcQueen have a match to attend to?
Girl_In_Red: seriously?
Girl_In_Red: And yes, we do. Let's go, shall we?LightningMcQueen: yep
17 participants are now offline.
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...