"Huntersss"
Girl_In_Red: Happy Birthday Hastur!!!
UglySlenderman: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO
Polaroid: Happy birthday!
TentacleHentai: today is not my birthday what-
Gaysha: wh- of course it is... it says in your files that today IS your birthday...
TentacleHentai: I'm literally a GOD, I don't have a birthday
WangChu: but... Yidhra had one too?
Snek: us, deities, don't have birthdays. We have glorification days.
UglySlenderman: ewwww I'm not glorifying yall
TentacleHentai: oh don't worry, we wouldn't like your praise either
UglySlenderman: >:0
Snek: it's not a mandatory thing so... it's kind of whatever to us
Girl_In_Red: call it whatever you want, there will still be cake!
Gaysha: is that everything that matters to you, hun?
Girl_In_Red: yes, it is.
PennywiseOnCrack: Hum... Mr Clark left a package at the hunters' lobby. It says it's for you, Hastur.
TentacleHentai: do I have to goooooo
Gaysha: yes, you do. Get your fat ass out of the couch and go get the package.
TentacleHentai: AAAAAAAAAAA
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"Survivorsss"
Rat: Today is the Takoyaki's birthday, people!
MetalAttractor: already??
Cockroach: damn... time went by so fast
CowardBrat: and Eli's gift for him is~~~
SubNaib: 🥁🥁🥁
OwlLover:
OwlLover: Oh I have to say it?
EatTheRich: yea!
OwlLover: oh it's none of your business ❤
LuckyGay: aw man...
QueenBee: but- Eliiiii your presents are always so interestinggggg
Rat: that just makes me wonder even more what it is
LuckyGay: oh please, he's like a whore when it comes to the hunters. It's Yidhra, it's Hastur, even WuChang!
OwlLover: you're calling me a whore when you've fucked half of the manor
LuckyGay: no, I didn't! What the hell are you saying??
OwlLover: oh sure all of a sudden he forgot I'm a seer
LuckyGay: IWBDKWDHJE
MetalAttractor: OKAY SO ELI WHAT DID YOU GET HIM??
CursesToCurse: I bet it's another bunch of flowers he found half an hour ago
OwlLover: Siiisssss stop exposing meeee
CursesToCurse: WAIT I GUESSED IT RIGHT???
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: HDSJDJ ELI
OwlLover: No, it's not. I'm not that lame
Cockroach: great. Because if it was, I guarantee you, Hastur would just forget about them in a corner. He doesn't give two shits about the survivors, even if it's Eli we're talking about.
OwlLover: he's not like that! He just isn't so open to us as he is with the hunters.
FiveOfMeButBritish: sure man, whatever you say
CowardBrat: who wants to help me with the cake??
MailMan: me!!
EmmaWoody: me too!!
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CursesToCurse: well, I guess there's nothing we can do. We'll just have to accept the fact that the animal abuser won't tell us what it is
OwlLover: yes❤
Drinkx3: I can certainly tell he got Hastur flowers and isn't admitting it because he knows we'll make fun of him
OwlLover: you'll make fun of me? D:
Drinkx3: NO, ELI!! NOT LIKE THAT SJDGSJDSHD
SubNaib: stop lying to him, of course we will
OwlLover: JDSHBSBD
DaVinky: guys, let's just leave it. Okay, Eli didn't get him flowers oh my goOoOd, big deal. The hunters are waiting for us in the living room
BondageKink: fiiineeeee
Asoup: Honestly, cake is more important
OwlLover: what is that supposed to mean??
Asoup: that I don't give three fucks about you
OwlLover: man istg
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Hastur sat in his room, waiting for lunch time. He looked out the window, thinking. Why is he even here on the first place? He knows why. He just doesn't know why he came.
He is a God. The Water God. Why is he here? Why do they need him here, and why does he want to be here?
But it's fine. He is fine.
Not until he looked at the flowers spread on the box in front of him, that he felt at peace again.
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