"Survivorsss"
CursesToCurse: are they fighting again?
CoordinatingThemAll: yes, they are...
SubNaib: at least tell them to do it quietly, I'm trying to sleep here
WheresMyMelanin: two of your friends are fighting! Don't you wanna help them?
SubNaib: hm... let me think about it
SubNaib: no.
DoraThe_Explorer: I seriously can't with their shit anymore. Seriously. I'm at my limit
QueenBee: you can just break up with them if you're not happy
EmmaWoody: yeah! Your happiness comes first!
DoraThe_Explorer: I know but... I just love them so much, I can't break up with them 👉👈
MetalAttractor: seriously, those two don't deserve you...
Sonic: fr
Drinkx3: seriously, I don't know how you do it, Kurt
Drinkx3: those two are always screaming and annoying the living shit out of everybody. You're like an angel
DoraThe_Explorer: they can be really sweet when you're not there...
MetalAttractor: yeah sure, and my COA skin is pretty.
DoraThe_Explorer: but it's true! Yeah they're constantly arguing but they can be really lovable.
CowardBrat: you know why? Because you're an actual baby.
DoraThe_Explorer: why thank you, I feel flattered.
DoraThe_Explorer: they just need some time. They'll be back to cuddling in a couple of minutes.
1 participant is now online.
EatTheRich: yall something's definitely wrong with Mike.
EmilyDrier: oh no, what happened?
EatTheRich: I just found him in the kitchen making his breakfast and I said hi.
EatTheRich: he said hi back!
EmilyDrier: he's definitely sick
DanceToForget: do you need the keys to the office, mom?
EmilyDrier: it's probably just a simple fever. However, stay away from him...
1 participant is now online.
Balls_InMyFace: wow a person can't be nice now -.-
SubNaib: No, Mike. It's just that you are the aggravated definition of "fanboy" when it comes to Ganji
Balls_InMyFace: well I apologize if it was scary! I promise I'll make it up to you, Ganji!
Drinkx3: how? With a blowjob or smt? 😂
Balls_InMyFace: no? Like a normal human being. With food or something?
CowardBrat: are you feeling okay, Mikey?
EmilyDrier: definitely a fever...
EatTheRich: aren't you...
EatTheRich: aren't you gonna call me 'daddy' or some kinky stuff?
Balls_InMyFace: oh no, that's in the past! I won't be after you anymore, it's not worth it. You can rest now lol
EatTheRich: oh. Well... thanks?
Balls_InMyFace: don't mention it! Man... you must've been so scared huh?
EatTheRich: not as much as I am right now...
Balls_InMyFace: well, I have a match in a few. See you all later!
1 participant is now offline.
MetalAttractor: PLEASE I'M SO SCARED
SubNaib: THIS IS GREAT, THOUGH! NOW YOU CAN BREATHE, GANJI!
EatTheRich: r-right!
EatTheRich: I'll be... I'll be going now...
1 participant is now offline.
CursesToCurse: do you think he's...
CoordinatingThemAll: no... it can't be...
SubNaib: OH NOOO
MetalAttractor: he's not catching feelings is he??
Cockroach: I SURE HOPE NOT
BondageKink: THIS IS THE PROOF THAT YOU CAN BECOME GAY
QueenBee: HOW ABOUT NOT MAKING ASSUMPTIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES???
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DM from Balls_InMyFace to Rat.
Balls_InMyFace: bro! Your plan worked perfectly!
Rat: told you, man! All you need to do is ✨being normal✨
Balls_InMyFace: he actually came up to me and asked if we could get to know each other better!
Rat: see? Listen man, no one wants a creepy fuck who calls them daddy every 27 seconds. Just... be you!
Rat: be the Mike we know and love!
Balls_InMyFace: I guess you're right... but I really like him!
Rat: you said that about Norton when you first got here
Flashbacc~~~
"Guys, this is Mike! He's an acrobat and he's about to become our newest survivor!" Lucky said, introducing Mike to everybody.
"H-hi! It's nice to meet all of you!"
While everyone was asking questions and talking non-stop, Mike noticed a man far in the back, scrolling through his phone while a guy in a green hoodie yelled at him for whatever reason.
"I'm gay."
"W-well good to know! But that doesn't really answer my questi-" Fiona was interrupted by Mike dashing towards the table where the man was.
"Awooga pretty boy. I'm Mike! It's nice to meet you and your pretty face~"
"Whooooo are you?" The man asked, putting down his phone.
"I'm an acrobat, but you can call me "the man of your dreams"-"
"I am so scared."
":)"
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Balls_InMyFace: yeah... I might have a thing for men after all....
Rat: WELL NO SHIT
Balls_InMyFace: but seriously, was that too much?
Rat: yes
Rat: yes, it was.
Balls_InMyFace: but without that wholesome personality of mine I'm just a boring, cute human being...
Rat: you don't know if he likes boring, cute human beings...
Balls_InMyFace: well- yea but...
Rat: just be yourself, Mike.
Balls_InMyFace: THAT'S RICH COMING FROM YOU, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT IT TOOK YOU A MONTH TO START TO ACTUALLY TALK TO EDGAR
Rat: THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME AND MY INSECURE ASS, YOU CLOWN
Balls_InMyFace: I'M NOT A CLOWN
Rat: AND YET YOU'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH ME
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