"Survivorsss"
Noaman: no because what if we got back together?
OwlLover: I mean you do you, but I don't think it's a good idea
SubNaib: you guys were always either fighting or kissing, it was confusing
CoordinatingThemAll: my only two braincells be like:
Noaman: but I miss himmmm
EmilyDrier: when a person breaks up with the other, they tend to forget the reason why they left, and focus on the good things they had, due to the feeling of guilt.
EmilyDrier: why did you guys break up?
Noaman: because we couldn't agree on anything! We were constantly fighting, but I loved the moments that we weren't. Maybe we could've worked stuff out if I wasn't so selfish...
EmilyDrier: no one here is to blame, Aesop. You did what you thought it was best for you.
Noaman: no but what if I talked to him again
CursesToCurse: I mean pop off queen, talk to him. Just don't get back together because first of all, it would be weird. And second of all, it would be awkward as fuck.
Noaman: but dilf 💔
OwlLover: nooo stay away
Noaman: dilf? :(
OwlLover: Aesop no
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"Huntersss"
Polaroid: so the plan is
Polaroid: if he asks you to help him in blackjack, you say you can't, just so he doesn't have another option but to call for me
Gaysha: pls that's so forced 😭
Polaroid: hey I'm suffering here!
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TentacleHentai: tell me about it
Girl_In_Red: how's it going there?
TentacleHentai: Mr Balsa won't stop making virgin jokes and I'm losing my marbles
MooseHead_Wall: oooo tell us one
TentacleHentai: what do you call a virgin from Alabama?
TentacleHentai: an orphan
WangChu: BAHAGAHWGSH
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: it's not that funny, Xie
WangChu: >:(
Polaroid: I wanna get married too😭😭😭
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: GET OVER IT PRETTY BOY
TentacleHentai: oh here's another one
TentacleHentai: my dad is like my virginity, I lost it at 14
TentacleHentai:
TentacleHentai: hold on
Girl_In_Red: MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK TO MR BALSA MORE OFTEN😀
WangChu: IM WHEEZING MY LUNGS OUT RN IAGSKASKSAJW
Polaroid: XIE STOP DONT LAUGH AT THIS AOSHWKAJW
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: PLS WHY IS HE JOKING ABOUT VIRGINITY, HE'S SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE HIS VOTES IAHSWKJSS
TentacleHentai: YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO CONVINCE HIM NOT TO MAKE A VIRGIN JOKE IN HIS VOTE
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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"Survivorsss"
Rat: what do you call someone who plays IDV?
Rat: a virgin
EmilyDrier: DONT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL DAMN IT
MetalAttractor: he's not wrong
Rat: yall need to perish
CoordinatingThemAll: you're not getting rid of us that easily
Rat: a ritual shall be performed.
Rat: I need an owl, 3 tulips, and the skin of a virgin
Rat: now... where to find an owl...
OwlLover: WHAT IS YALL'S PROBLEM WITH BROOKE ROSE???
Rat: I will steal her when you less expect.
Rat: now... tulips
EmmaWoody: those tulips took me so much time TwT
Rat: they'll die for a bigger cause
Rat: now... skin of a virgin... Edgar I'm afraid you need to come with me
DaVinky: I'm afraid my skin does not suit your requirements.
Rat: I'm
DanceToForget: oop
SubNaib: what a surprise huh
Rat: okay then, Kevin, you're my second option
BondageKink: IM NOT A VIRGIN, IM STRAIGHT
TotallyNotChloe: ?????????????
Sonic: w h a t???
EatTheRich: Kevin, each day it becomes more obvious that you're a raging bisexual
BondageKink: I LIKE WOMEN
CristianoRonaldo: what if I told them about that time
BondageKink: SHUT UP JOSE
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
