"Survivorsss"
EmilyDrier: Luca, text Miss Nightingale saying that Demi went into labor.
Rat: ALREADY??
EmilyDrier: yes, and quickly please. The baby is not gonna be born alone 🤡 and I need them keys for the office UwU
EmilyDrier: Also tell her to close the matches for like... 2 days. I'll be busy with Demi so I won't be able to heal your wounds on the post-match
Rat: OPO- SURE-
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Cockroach: Where's Jose in all of this-
EmmaWoody: He just started a match.
CursesToCurse: who's he going against?
WheresMyMelanin: Yidhra
CursesToCurse: pfft good luck on that
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TinyWand: it's literally 2 am what the FUCK is going on?
DaVinky: the miracle of life 😭
MailMan: :D
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Drinkx3: what a great day to be alive 🥲
DanceToForget: you good there hun?
Drinkx3: I'm in Spain
Drinkx3: but the S is silent
DaVinky: hey! That was my line >:(
Drinkx3: and now it's mine. Deal with it.
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EmilyDrier: LUCA IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES, WHERE ARE THE KEYS??
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Rat: oop sorry I fell asleep on my way there
EmilyDrier: LUCA SJDBWHDJDJS
Drinkx3: oh don't feel pressured hun, I'm just in immense pain right now 🤡
LuckyGay: and you're gonna be in more when you're giving birth, since we don't have any anesthetics 🤡🤡
Drinkx3: you're making this an awesome experience for me, Lucky✍
LuckyGay: I'm only stating a fact!
SubNaib: that's it. I'm going in.
MetalAttractor: where are you going-
SubNaib: Gonna help my sis. Jose's not here, so imma be this tiny hooman's uncle figure.
CoordinatingThemAll: dad 🥺
SubNaib: I'M GONNA MAKE THESE CHILDREN HAPPY AT ALL COSTS!!!
EmmaWoody: HOW MUCH LONGER IS THAT MATCH GONNA TAKE???!
CowardBrat: I'm spectating and they're caught on a loop lmao
DanceToForget: oof I hate when that happens
Drinkx3: I appreciate it Naib. But if you're coming, come quickly for fuck's sake😀
SubNaib: NORTON WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT MY ELBOW PADS?!
MetalAttractor: UHHHHHHH IN THE CLOSET???
SubNaib: WHERE KEVIN IS? GOT IT!
BondageKink: I'M NOT GAY
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
