"Survivorsss"
CursesToCurse: we were all fine yesterday.
CursesToCurse: why are there 2 destroyed rooms, 5 people having a mental breakdown, and a William cooking, all of a sudden?
Sonic: so now I can't be hungry?
CursesToCurse: no, it's because the last time you cooked you set Ann's cats on fire.
LuckyGay: ✨combustion✨
SubNaib: and all because those two broke up
Cockroach: I kinda feel sorry for them, they loved each other a lot
Cockroach:
Cockroach: right?
MetalAttractor: my boys had a pretty traumatic past. Something was telling me they wouldn't last long
EmilyDrier: still, they were always there for each other
EmilyDrier: all of a sudden they just broke up mid seasonal party
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DaVinky: I just checked up on Aesop
DaVinky: I've never seen him this depressed and I'm actually worried for him.
DaVinky: Eli, you dealt with him once, you can do it again. Right?
OwlLover: how bad is it?
DaVinky: He's crying and
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DaVinky: Wha- literally- I just felt a whole gush of wind and suddenly someone was inside Aesop's room
CowardBrat: Eli really said nyoommmm
Rat: my man Aesop might be depressed but he never cried
Rat: now, this will take a while. Someone want pizza?
EatTheRich: Luca, this is a serious matter! Aren't you worried about Aesop?
Rat: not really. He survived a lot of things, a break-up won't be it.
TotallyNotChloe: I mean he ain't wrong
BlindfoldOn: does that mean the beautiful dilf is single...?
Cockroach: GURL PLS THEY JUST BROKE UP 😭
BlindfoldOn: so he IS single huh...
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"Huntersss"
LightningMcQueen: how is he, Jack?
UglySlenderman: I couldn't care less
Lizzzard: Jack!
UglySlenderman: idk man!! He's sad, what else am I supposed to say??
Girl_In_Red: YOU ARE USELESS!
Girl_In_Red: I'M TAKING CARE OF HIM
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UglySlenderman: why did you guys even chose me to go see him? I'm probably the last person he would like to see now, and I don't blame him. I wouldn't like to see myself either
Gaysha: yeah Mary and Joseph are like brother and sister, why did you guys send Jack??
TentacleHentai: he is the closest one to Joseph's room, none of us really care
AnnaBanana: yeah we have better things to worry about. You know, for a reason Miss Nightingale doesn't let hunters and survivors date. Of course they would end up breaking up
AnnaBanana: blame the reason on Luchino
Lizzzard: I still think it's stupid. I mean, look at Mr Clark and Hastur! They're still together.
TentacleHentai: oh we were never a thing
Gaysha: SORRY HUH????
Pervy: woah! I thought you guys were dating!!
TentacleHentai: No. He doesn't really wanna date anyone for obvious reasons, I gotta respect that
TentacleHentai: let's say we have benefits with each other (always respectful and with boundaries YOU HEAR ME JACK???)
UglySlenderman: ew consent
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Polaroid: Jack what the fuck
LightningMcQueen: amazing how he appears at the sound of the word "consent"
UglySlenderman: oh so now he's here
UglySlenderman: great
Girl_In_Red: at least he's in a mood now
Girl_In_Red: Josiiiii I don't like seeing you so saaaaddd
Polaroid: the hell do you want me to say?? "Oh I'm so happy, I broke up with my boyfriend"????
Girl_In_Red: I know! We should probably hang out! Just the two of us!! We could have a sleepover ☆0☆ ALSO!! We could have a picnic in the backyard!!
Polaroid: I don't think
Girl_In_Red: IT'S SETTLED THEN!!
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"Survivorsss"
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Noaman: maybe I should try drowning. It's painful and efficient!
CoordinatingThemAll: Aesop we've talked about this. Death is never the answer U.U
Noaman: yea mom...
OwlLover: OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA!!
Noaman: self poisoning?? Yea! That might work!!!
SubNaib: please God... let it be a normal one this time...
OwlLover: AESOP!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT!! Just the two of us! We could have a picnic in the backyard!!
Noaman: can't I just stay in bed??
CursesToCurse: Aesop, one thing we've learned about you these past few years, is that you can't be left alone with your thoughts. Like EVER
Noaman: fair enough
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"Survivorsss"
OwlLover: somebody tell Aesop it's cold outside and the food's gonna get cold???
MetalAttractor: you gotta threaten him
Cockroach: buddy, you're spending way too much time with Naib
OwlLover: come have dinner, Aesooooppp
OwlLover: its delicioooooussss
OwlLover: It's readyyyyy
OwlLover: guess who's gonna eat the food cold as iiceeeee
OwlLover: It's already rottinggggg
CoordinatingThemAll: please you sound just like my mom when I was 7
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Noaman: there's no need to involve the food in this
OwlLover: I'm waiting for you in the backyard!!
OwlLover:
OwlLover:
OwlLover: you gotta be fucking shitting me...
BlindfoldOn: what happened?
OwlLover: maybe don't come after all, Aesop
Noaman: he's there, isn't he?
OwlLover: APPARENTLY HIM AND MARY HAD THE SAME IDEA, WHAT A TRAGIC TURN OF EVENTS HUH
Noaman: you know what?
Noaman: Maybe I'll try OD after all
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
