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CursesToCurse: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!!
CowardBrat: HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN!!!
OwlLover: OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
MetalAttractor: RIGHT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Cockroach: thanks ig
QueenBee: WHAT'S WRONG WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY
Cockroach: meh I don't take my birthdays seriously anymore 😂 I mean, remember two years ago?
SubNaib: ohh yeah I remember that...
LuckyGay: mental note, Michiko's room is very flammable.
TotallyNotChloe: EITHER WAY!! You should be happy! You're turning 31!!
Cockroach: UDHSJDHD I FEEL SO OLDDDD
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: You ARE old wdym???!
Cockroach: I will break both of your legs with a brick.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: But you said it yourself!
CoordinatingThemAll: you don't point out that a lady's getting old, you jerk!
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: lady? I can only see a gorilla here
Cockroach: I WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD WITH A CHAIR
EatTheRich: if you're talking to gorillas, you should go see a therapist, Kreacher
SubNaib: HSVJSDBJD
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"Survivorsss"
Cockroach: WHAT'S GOING ON???
OwlLover: It's a blackout, genius
TinyWand: I can't see shit
BlindfoldOn: OH SO SAD
Cockroach: WHY IS THERE A BLACKOUT GOING ON??
Sonic: ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK??
Cockroach: YES I AM! I WANT MY STUFFED RABBIT
CowardBrat: UDSBDKFB GURL
Asoup: HAHA FIONA IS SCARED OF THE DARK!
EatTheRich: Don't shame her! Everyone has their phobias!
MetalAttractor: you're also scared, aren't you?
EatTheRich: yes please get me out, I don't wanna be here anymore
Rat: aight I got this. BRB
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CowardBrat: I'm gonna help him. BRB!
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Cockroach: I don't think I can last much longer...
EatTheRich: just breathe...
QueenBee: is it a bad time to say that there's cake?
MailMan: WHAT IF
MailMan: we ate the cake under the candle lights??BlindfoldOn: That would change shit for me so, whatever :D
EmilyDrier: Yey!! That sounds super fun!!
EmmaWoody: I'm gonna go get Luca and Tracy!
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EmilyDrier: DON'T TRIP ON YOUR WAY THERE!!
Balls_InMyFace: mom, she's gonna be fine
EmilyDrier: I still caaareeee
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Rat: IT WAS ALMOST DONE
CowardBrat: YOU CUNTS
CursesToCurse: We're gonna eat the cake under the candle lights!!
CowardBrat: aesthetic much
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DanceToForget: is Fiona doing any better?
EmilyDrier: yeah she just has a few burns here and there. Nothing serious
Drinkx3: bro she scared the shit out of me! Out of nowhere I just see the woman falling flat on the table and the cake gone
Drinkx3: it was pure darknessOwlLover: and then I hear a "IT BURRRNNNSSS" and I'm still laughing to this day
EmilyDrier: DONT LAUGH AT OTHERS' SUFFERING ELI AIDHDIDB
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Cockroach: words cannot express how much I wish I hadn't gotten out of bed this morning.
Sonic: IM HAVING THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
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