This chapter is just lovey-dovey cuz I can sooooo yeeee TW for mentions of happiness and affection :D
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"4 Cute Rats UwU💞"
WheresMyMelanin: okay
WheresMyMelanin: who stole my coats?
WheresMyMelanin: I'm not mad, I just wanna know who stole my coats
Rat: bold of you to assume it was only one of us
WheresMyMelanin:
WheresMyMelanin: i want my coats back, guys
Rat: TOO BAD, YOU SHALL NOT
MailMan: 🤺YOU SHALL STAY BACK🤺 BACK I SAY🤺🧥🧥🧥
DaVinky: they smell good though. They're mine now.
WheresMyMelanin: NO THEY'RE NOT
Rat: they smell Andrew
MailMan: Smell Andrew = Smell good
WheresMyMelanin: that's cute and all but I'm cold
Rat: why using a coat when you can use us?? :D
MailMan: CUDDLES :D
DaVinky: ew human heat
WheresMyMelanin: why can't I say 'no' to you guys...
Rat: cuz we're adorable UwU
WheresMyMelanin:
WheresMyMelanin: sure...
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Rat: Eds where the fuck are you?
DaVinky: I'm painting, why?
MailMan: WHY ARE YOU PAINTING??
DaVinky: CUZ THAT'S WHAT AN ARTIST DOES???
Rat: SO??? WE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
MailMan: Yeeee
WheresMyMelanin: guys let them be, they're painting
DaVinky: THANK YOU
Rat: I'M GONNA KIDNAP THEM
DaVinky: NO, STAY AWAY
DaVinky: I SAID AWAY
WheresMyMelanin: babe come back here--
MailMan: b-babe come back
2 participants are now offline.
MailMan: AHISSJHDHD HE REALLY KIDNAPPED THEM
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"Survivorsss"
Cockroach: WHY IS EDGAR SCREAMING???
WheresMyMelanin: Luca kidnapped them
TinyWand: IEISJDHEJDHDJD DON'T SAY THAT SO NATURALLY
MailMan: nah this happens more than it should
1 participant is now online.
DaVinky: HELP ME?????
WheresMyMelanin: nah you're good babe
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
