"Survivorsss"
EmilyDrier: Y'all, I swear to God, my heart just skipped a beat-
EmmaWoody: what happened mom??
EmilyDrier: Okay, so you know how I'm in charge of your COVID tests right?
EmilyDrier: Well, I was analysing Murro's and for a split second I thought the test was positive.
Balls_InMyFace: Jesus Christ
CoordinatingThemAll: I mean he is a person of risk...
LuckyGay: When I tell you "don't decode together" it's for this exact reason!
LuckyGay: we can't wear masks during matches, because we need to breathe while we're running away
LuckyGay: so at least try your best to stay as far as possible from each other!
CoordinatingThemAll: Lucky, I don't know if you've noticed but none of us wear masks in the manor
LuckyGay: but y'all are touching the ciphers! It's a completely different story
CursesToCurse: But we're all negative, right Ems?
EmilyDrier: Yes, all of you tested negative.
BottomInDenial: we're on fire guys uwu
EmilyDrier: Your temperature will be on fire too if you test positive
BottomInDenial: what
EmilyDrier: I'm just saying, if you have the symptoms I'll have to test you again.
Cockroach: we'll have to stuff that stick up our noses again?!
EmilyDrier: basically yea
DaVinky: Am I going to do the test?
EmilyDrier: Oh my God, yes! I totally forgot about your existence!!
DaVinky:
DaVinky: thank you?
EmilyDrier: Right, so.
EmilyDrier: Edgar, I need you to fill a file I'm gonna give to you. Can you come to my room so we can take care of it?
DaVinky: sure
2 participants are now offline.
MetalAttractor: They're gonna bang
Rat: no.
WheresMyMelanin: no.
MailMan: no❤
MetalAttractor: yes.
Rat: Oh I just remembered something
Rat: Naib and Norton
Rat: Can I add you guys to the hunters' groupchat so y'all can talk to Hastur and the others about the wedding?
BottomInDenial: sure!
MetalAttractor: go ahead uwu
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"Huntersss"
Rat added MetalAttractor and BottomInDenial.
Girl_In_Red: hm hi?
Rat: hi hello so basically Naib and Norton are here to talk to you about *that*
Girl_In_Red: oh right!!
Girl_In_Red: yes sure let's talk about that right away!
Snek: I'm lost
BottomInDenial: hold on hold on
BottomInDenial: Does Jack need to be here?
MetalAttractor: pfft yea I forgot about that detail
UglySlenderman: hm I was here before you?
BottomInDenial: you ✨scare✨ me Jack
UglySlenderman: UwU
Polaroid: what's wrong with you
Girl_In_Red: so let's start shall we?
Girl_In_Red: first, when do you want it to happen?
BottomInDenial: we were thinking as soon as possible since we don't have anything stopping us. I mean this is a manor.
Girl_In_Red: is a month good for you?
MetalAttractor: y e s
UglySlenderman: are we talking about drug trafficking?
BottomInDenial: this is the reason why I don't want you here
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: Mary could you please situate us?
Girl_In_Red: Oh Norton and Naib are getting married
Girl_In_Red: anyways about the place
UglySlenderman: I BEG YOUR PARDON
UglySlenderman: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
MetalAttractor: there's no sike
MetalAttractor: anyways
UglySlenderman: I DON'T APROVE OF THIS
BottomInDenial: we really don't care Jack
UglySlenderman: Well don't waste your time inviting me. I'm not going
BottomInDenial: who said we were gonna invite you?
UglySlenderman: stop hurting my feelings
BottomInDenial: again, I really don't care
MetalAttractor: hey Hastur
TentacleHentai: wh-wha
MetalAttractor: would you like to be our priest?
TentacleHentai: I see where this is coming from
TentacleHentai: of course I will, thank you for the offer.
Girl_In_Red: Alright. Date, place, and priest are settled.
Girl_In_Red: where do you want to have the party?
MetalAttractor: We were thinking about the backyard. It's pretty big so...
Girl_In_Red: okay that's no problem!
Girl_In_Red: But may I ask why the backyard? There's a lot of places you could use.
MetalAttractor: let's say it's our special spot.
MetalAttractor: we met there
BottomInDenial: we started dating there
MetalAttractor: shared our first kiss there
BottomInDenial: tried to kill each other there
MetalAttractor: I actually proposed there!
Flashback~~~🐀🐀
MetalAttractor: imagine getting married
BottomInDenial: imagine not dying alone
MetalAttractor: bro marry me
BottomInDenial: bro yes of course!
MetalAttractor: I love you bro!
BottomInDenial: I love you too bro!
MetalAttractor: bro!
BottomInDenial: bro!
End of Flashback~~~🐀🐀
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