Beta Attraction (the owl house FANFICTION)

16: Mcdonalds!!!

Luz yawned staring up at the car's ceiling as Willow drove early at five.

"You fucking lied on my face that we'd be there tomorrow at five in the morning, you motherfucker." She said while staring up.

Willow snickered.

"It's not like I said I was telling the truth even." She scoffed.

Luz shot up from the backseats and gave Amity a tempting look.

"Fuck you, Will." Amity said.

Willow wheezed a laugh under her throat as she was bullied by the two she bamboozled yesterday.

"Well, it's not my fault the GPS lied to me first." She said.

"Fuck your GPS!! It's shit! How can it just lie like that!?" Luz yelled.

"I made a typo." Willow said.

Amity and Luz stared dead silent at her.

"You fucking liar!!" They both yelled in unison at her.

It only got Willow to laugh her ass off while keeping a calm pace in their driving.

"Ugh, let's stop at a diner or something... I'm hungry as hell." Amity huffed.

"Better be cheap, I'm not loaded with money like you two." Luz added.

"I'll pay for food." Amity groaned out loud.

"No way, really??" Willow grinned.

"Bring it." Amity taunted her.

"Oh, fuck you, y'now I hate fancy food, let's go to the nearest diner!" Willow scoffed before she called out, "hey, SIRI!"

"Yes?" It rang back to her.

"Set coordinates to the nearest--"

"Mcdonalds!!!"

"Pha--WHEEZE--!!!"

Willow was left silent when Luz yelled that.

Ping

"Ok,"

It fooled SIRI well.

Amity laughed her ass off hard on this.

"You bastards." Willow taunted them.

"Yeah!! Mom's taking us to McDonald's!!" Luz yelled laughing.

"Whoooooooo--" she screamed in excitement as Amity patted on her knees laughing at what had just happened.

"You better pay for the fucking breakfast meals we're about to order, Amity, because I'm not doing shit in paying for her's." Willow said, smirk replacing her disappointed frown.

"And stop calling me mom, we're going through the drive-thru." She added.

As soon as they got to the mic.

It immediately rang.

"Yeah, I want an 'Egg McMuffin'." Willow said.

"Same goes to me." Amity raised a hand as she got the money ready.

"Make it two, how about you Luz." Willow huffed.

"Alright, two egg mcmuffins, can I get you, folks, anything else?"

"DO YOU HAVE TORTILLAS!?"

"Uhh--..."

Amity laughed.

"She definitely meant soda!!" Willow yelled before saying, "sit your ass back down, dumbass, what the actual fuck was that for??"

Amity was still laughing as Luz continued over with, "I WANT AN EGG MCMUFFIN TOO IF YOU DON'T HAVE THEM!!"

Willow wheezed trying to stifle her laugh.

"Alright, we'll get it ready, please--"

...

After they got their orders, they ate in the parking lot.

"You're an asshole if I were to say so myself." Willow scoffed.

Luz laughed while sitting in the front of the car.

"So what?? The dude sounded like he needed a quick laugh to start the day." She said.

"Yeah, definitely scream for some Mexican food when you go through some McDonald's drive-thru." Amity raised thumb.

"Oh, fuck you two." Willow scoffed.

It only made Luz and Amity laugh.

"Don't worry, Will, you'll get your chance on that." Amity said.

"I'll pray to God I don't." Willow chimed.