𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬, jenzie.

• shut up

"shut up," kenzie groaned, growing gradually irritated at the dirty blonde boy.

"hey, I didn't do anything," he said with a hand on his chest as she scrambled around trying to clean the mess they had made in his kitchen..

"you caused this whole thing," she groaned, "damnit, i told you we should have just done it at school,"

"yuck, it would have been much more impossible to clean up at school," he said, "the toilets suck,"

"well at least i wouldn't have too clean your mess up at your house," kenzie stated, throwing him a glare.

the pair had been selected as partners for each other, they merely had to make a cake, either at school or at home. they had messed about and quarrel throughout the whole of their period at school and was forced to do at later.

johnny had volunteered using his kitchen claiming that her kitchen 'smelled of her'. and had made sure that he had pinched his nose whenever she was close by.

now they were in his kitchen. flour was everywhere and splatters of egg and milk were planted against the counter top. johnny showed no intention of helping kenzie clean his kitchen. and kenzie being the nice girl she is didn't want to leave a horrifying impression on the rest of his family.

"would you stop admiring yourself in the mirror and help me!" she said as she frantically wiped the table.

"but who wouldn't want to admire me," he pouted.

"me, you look like a dead rat," she shot back. he chuckled at her attempt of a roast and moved towards her.

"oh, god! you have insulted me!what ever should I do," he moaned in sarcasm, "im going to be mentally and physically scarred for years,"

kenzie stopped her movements and stared at him, if looks could kill, johnny would have been dead on the floor within seconds.

he chuckled, "just leave it, I will clean it up later,"

she raised her eyebrows, "you?"

"yeah me," he rolled his eyes, stepping forwards and grabbing the towel out of her hands, "now let's go and eat our cake, a well deserved treat,"

"we can't eat our cake," she stared blankly.

"why not?" he asked already pulling out cutlery for them.

"because arsehat," she said thwacking his head, "we need to show it to our teacher,"

"just take a pic," he said obviously.

"you know what fine," she said giving in and collapsing in the chair next to his.

she whipped her phone out and took several pictures. instantly johnny began to devour half the cake, leaving only a segment for her.

he pushed the plate with the balance for her and smiled sweetly, "there you go,"

"thanks," she scoffed and used the spoon to eat it.

"no problem love," he said in a British accent.

adios amigos
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