Reader x Venti
Crack
CRACK AGAIN THIS WAS ALSO WRITTEN FOR ruuuchannn. ENJOY.
So Venti had a horrible fool (cough cough,, La SiGnoRa) poison him and he turned into a kitty cat. LMAO 😹 He's your boyfriend and goes to your house for help... as a CAT of course. So you hear scratching on your door like *cutchcutchz!!#%° You be kinda scared to open it but you do, and see a cute black cat with almost... blue?? Looking paws??.... the eyes are pretty too. You look down at it like,
"Ohh.... ahahahEh. HeY kItTy...." 😃
It's like.......
"mEoWwww" *emphasis on the OWWWWW. 😹 (poor boy).
So you're like
"Go on..."
You try shooing it away but it won't leave so you're like...
👁👁.. WhAtever 💁♀️ ... *cLoSes DoOr
You hear more scratching and you're like,,
wHat Is Up wiTh ThiS cAt?? But you ignore it.
Later you go to the kitchen and jump when you see...
THE CAT IN THE ROOM??
you're like scared like
"aHH."
And you try getting it out with your broom and it's back goes up and the fur spikes, y'know?? Then you're like,
"Shoo, go away" ✋👋👎🤞🖖
And it.... "grRTHISHHHHSSS"
IT HISSED AT YOU 🤯😬😩 So you kinda scared but then you see the cat go to the fridge and jumps up and its LITERAL paw HITS a magnet of VENTI.
You're looking at it silently wide eyed 😳🙄
What a sass cat. You think to yourself
And you try to chase it but fail.
Later you walk in your room and it's laying on your bed like 😸😻😼
You're so angry and freaked out.
"Shoo!!" You yell.
Later you get a knock on the door and it's Lumine like,
"IS VENTI HERE???"
You're like,
"No..." 🤪🧐
And she's like,
"Oh no where can he be? He was turned into a cat you know? I thought he'd be here..." 😥
You're like....
"A... CAT?" 💢😁💢💢💢💢🖤💢💢
Then you say,
"Wait actually I think he's in here..."
So she runs in and spots him pooping in the corner and runs over to him and picks him up like,
"...Venti!!!"
You're like...
"VE..N..TI... 😁💢🖤
POOPING... IN... MY CORNER... EH???
SCAREING... ME... EH???"
Lumine looks at you confused.
"JUST TAKE HIM." You smile irritatedly. When he turned into a boy again he's like...
"Aheh..."
You're like,
"AHEH, JAJAJAJA YOU A DIE NOW."🤪🔪😝🔪🥵💥💌
Anyways it's a funny story to tell others someday. 😉😊😙🔪😸😼😻😹😹😹
A.N 440 words. Sorry if you don't get it 😂😅 <3
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Genshin Impact Headcanons
FanfictionHeadcanons / "fake scenarios" Mostly Venti and Bennett LOLLLL. Girl name reader, but open to all. I do not own characters or art, stories by me and friends, if they sound similar to other headcanons that is by coincidence. Enjoy ;)
