Different Worlds [Kusuo Saiki x Reader]

Anp The Cat

"He is so cute!" A female squealed while looking at a laying cat, "come here, cutie!" The other female says. "People often like to ask, 'are you a cat person, or a dog person,' my answer is I don't care. (Y/n), what animal do you like the most?" Kusuo questioned. "To be frank, I hate dogs, so a cat would be sufficed if I were to be stuck with one" (Y/n) said honestly. "So, you're a cat person?" Kusuo questioned, quite curiously, "oh, no, not in the slightest!" (Y/n) said with a laugh.

"You're confusing sometimes, you know that?" Kusuo admitted. They continue down the street, walking casually, until something caught (Y/n)'s eyes, making her stop. "Hm? (Y/n), why did you stop?" Kusuo questioned, only to stare at the spot (Y/n) is looking at. They both stared at the cat for a few moments, only for Kusuo to grab (Y/n)'s hand to slip away.

"Hm, that was quite odd" (Y/n) admitted, unaware that Kusuo is hearing Anp call for help. "Hey, hey! Stop! Get back here humans! I need your help!!" Anp called out, stopping Kusuo in his tracks. "Seriously?" Kusuo asked himself, quite annoyed, turning themselves around to go check out the cat again.

"What cold humans! I thought females were supposed to like cats! Seeing a cutie like me in a bind and just flakes!" Anp said in annoyance. (Y/n) stood in front of the spot Amp is at, staring at the cat with a thoughtful look, "wait, she's coming back! Let me out, and I might let you pet me!" Anp said.

"Hey Kusuo, do you think he would be tasty? I never tried cat meat before" (Y/n) said, shocking the cat, causing a depressed backdrop behind Anp. "She wants to e-eat me?! No! Go away human! Bring the other one! I don't want to be eaten!!" Anp said, but all (Y/n) heard were meows.

"No, I don't think he will taste good, it's dirty, if it got in there, it can get out itself," Kusuo said, as he dragged (Y/n) away from Anp's view. "Phew... Wait... DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME!! HELP ME!!" Anp yelled out, swinging his arms around in distress. "Alright, fine, I'll maybe help him, only because he's annoying me," Kusuo said as he walks back over to Anp. "Won't it be easier to just let him go, and move on our way?" (Y/n) questioned. "Stupid dumb humans! Maybe their dog lovers!" Anp thought.

"I wasn't before, but now you're making me lean toward them. Anyway, do you want our help, or do you want to keep insulting us?" Kusuo questioned the cat. But, to (Y/n), it looked like Kusuo is having a one-way conversation with the cat, as she doesn't speak cat.

"What is with this dude?! Agh! No! It's her again! Please, anything but her! Wait... This guy's mouth isn't moving, but I keep hearing him" Anp realized. "Of course you do, I'm speaking directly to your brain, along with (Y/n), oh, wait I forgot to allow her to hear your thoughts" Kusuo remembered, as he included (Y/n) into the conversation.

"Is he part cat?" Anp concluded, "Meow?" Amp questioned, trying to see if Kusuo is part cat. "Sorry, meat, but Kusuo isn't a cat" (Y/n) said out loud, to the cat. "What?! SO THEN YOU'RE BOTH CRUEL HUMANS!" Anp shouted out, "Human?" (Y/n) questioned, not remembering that she was ever human.

"No, I just want you to say please, instead of ordering me around" Kusuo admitted, as he was being petty. "I can get you out, as long as I get to eat you" (Y/n) volunteered with a creepy grin. "EEEK!! NO! I RATHER DIE IN THIS SPOT!" Anp shouted out, quite scared of (Y/n).

"Okay, okay! Help me! Do a good job, and I might even be your friend!... What? Wait! Hold on! I'll make another offer! Get me out and I'll let you pet me wherever you want for 3 whole minutes, you can even touch my paws. AND THEY'RE GONE?! NO!!! COME BACK!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE PART TO SCRATCH MY CHIN!" Anp yelled out.

"For a cat in your position, you're quite annoying" (Y/n) admitted, already disliking the cat, with Kusuo agreeing. "Can't you just be humble and say 'please help me?'" Kusuo questioned. "Please help me? Are you joking?! Don't you know who you're talking to?!" Anp asked, ready to pull a Karen.

"Kusuo, what is he babbling about?" (Y/n) questioned, only getting a shrug from the psychic. "I'm almost tempted to let you deal with him," Kusuo said with an annoyed sigh. During his rambling, he didn't notice (Y/n) and Kusuo missing from his view until they were a good 10 feet away from him.

"HEY WAIT! GET BACK HERE!!" Anp yelled out, which lead back to Kusuo going back for the last time. "How many times are we going to repeat this? Just leave us alone" Kusuo said to the cat. "It's your guy's fault for disrespecting me!" Anp argued, but it might've been the wrong choice. "I'll only say this once, you're not getting another chance, say please, or I'll walk away, allowing (Y/n) to deal with you" Kusuo threatened, causing Anp to sweatdrop.

"I just can't get through to him! I can't ask the female for help! Wait, who do they think they are? Speaking to me that way! Don't they want to pet me?!" Anp thought. "This guy's bluffing! He wouldn't leave a cute little kitty like me, trapped with a cat monster! He wouldn't! He would!! HE IS!! Alright, alright, you win! I'll say it!!" Anp said as he saw Kusuo slowly leave, and (Y/n) creating in from behind him, creepily staring at Amp.

"Geez... Please help me... ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! JERK?!" Anp said with a tick mark, quite disgusted with politely asking. "There is nothing cute about this cat, (Y/n), stand back" Kusuo warned as he puts his hand on the wall, cracking it. Suddenly he pushed it to the side, leaving Anp in mid-air, and tilting the building.

After Anp was free, the cat stuck around to stare at them. "What is their deal?! Oh! What's she doing?! Huh?! Is she going to hurt me?!" Anp questioned, as he sees (Y/n) reach near Amp. "M-Maybe she's going to pet me! Maybe she was joking about eating me!" Anp reassured.

"You may pe- WHAT?!" Anp exclaimed in shock as (Y/n) completely avoided Anp, and picked up Kusuo's bag. "Here you are, Kusuo" (Y/n) said while handing the psychic his bag. "Thanks (Y/n), at least someone here is polite," Kusuo said, while taking the bag, then grabbing her hand to walk away.

"THEIR LEAVING?! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!! STUPID HUMANS!!" Anp yelled out angrily. "Kusuo, you forgot to disconnect the cat's thoughts with mine" (Y/n) pointed out. "Huh? Oh, sorry" Kusuo said, as they finally arrived at the house, and disconnected Anp's thoughts with (Y/n)'s.

Night fell and Kusuo and (Y/n) were eating dinner that Kurumi had made. "I'm home" Kuniharu announced, "hi honey! Your dinner's on the table" Kurumi said happily. "Oh?... Great" Kuniharu said while rustling with something, seeming suspicious. "Mr. Kuniharu, is there something wrong with your stomach?" (Y/n) questioned, as she noticed he was messing with his clothes.

Kuniharu turned around, sporting a seemingly large gut, only to see it move. "What are you hiding?! Take it out!" Kurumi exclaimed while trying to take the item out from under Kuniharu's shirt. as they argue, a figure slipped away from Kuniharu to show Anp on top of the coffee table.

"Kusuo, I do believe that is the same cat from the alleyway" (Y/n) pointed out the obvious. "Awh! So cute! Where did you find this little guy?! Also, (Y/n), you know this cat?" Kurumi questioned. "Well, I believe it's the same cat Kusuo and I found on our way back" (Y/n) informed.

"Really? He was in front of our house, so I just... Well... Can we keep him?! I promise I'll take care of him!" Kuniharu exclaimed, acting like a little child. "Hahaha!! You, humans, are so stupid! Soon this house will be mine! And I'll have stolen your place in their hearts!" Anp thought in victory.

"Hunny, I'm sorry, but I'm allergic to cats remember?" Kurumi admitted. Thus, putting Anp back outside the house without any questions. "Nice try, pal," Kusuo said mockingly, going back to eating his dinner, ignoring Anp's internal disbelief. "Ms. Kurumi, I didn't know you were allergic, it's not deadly is it?" (Y/n) questioned worriedly for the hostess.