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Gawr Gura - Romantic Headcanons

Word Count → 2634 Words

Warnings/Notes → Because the first batch of general headcanons I wrote for Myth is about two years old and is so unbelievably cringe and out of character to me that I found myself writing this without even knowing.

Gwar Goombus.

PART 2 OF AUTHOR RETURN CHAPTER DUMP

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🔱 First date 🔱

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Would going to the aquarium with Gura be weird? I mean, it was kind've like fishy jail, but on the other hand, the Goombus had insisted on going there, so it couldn't of been too insulting, right? Right?

Walking along the low-lit paths winding through fish-filled tanks, you couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, the little sharky next to you had ulterior motives. It was just... The way she was eyeing of the various fish... Was so odd, especially to the occasional passer-by. But for the most part, she was able to restrain herself and just enjoy the sights with you. She'd even blurt out random facts every now and then when she deemed suitable.

"Y'know parrotfish, right?" She gestured a hand toward a cluster of colourful fish in front of you. "Those little guys cover themselves in their own mucus so we can't smell 'em. It's annoying, but it means I'm not the stinky one, they are!" 

Why did she know this? How did she know this? You really hoped the answer to both of your unspoken questions was 'the internet' and not from her own personal experience. But...

"I don't think mucus generally has a smell. It lacks one, which is why I'm guessing they cover themselves in it. So you are, in fact, still the stinky one, Goomba," You poked her cheek playfully, chuckling at her haughty pout.

"I am not stinky!" She lashed her tail and stomped her foot against the ground, trying and failing to appear threatening. Y'know, being small enough to hold gentle like a hamburger really was working against her in this situation.

"When was the last time you washed your hoodie?" You quirked an eyebrow as her anger slackened. You could practically see the spinning wheel running in her mind as she thought.

"..." She pointedly avoided eye contact.

"Ew, Goomby. Gross." You stuck your tongue out childishly, pretending to gag, much to Gura's amusement.

"I'M A SEA CREATURE. I JUST SMELL THIS WAY NATURALLY!"

"Okay, Stinky. I wanna go see the big fish now," You put a pin in this argument, which was most likely better to argue over a game of Mario Kart than in a public aquarium. Gura followed next to you, her arms crossed and cheeks puffed, but her annoyance was quickly lost as you both stepped into the larger room.

Oh shit. The weird look was back, and pretty much increased tenfold. You had a very bad feeling bubbling in your gut, but you tried to ignore. Gura was well adjusted enough to know not to try and eat the fish in public, right?