(All Quotes copyright of Mean Girls)
Snape: OK, class, what is the Polyjuice potion?
Harry: Been there and done that with the Polyjuice potion, still not raising my hand in his class
Lucy: *Puts hand up*
Snape: Anyone?
Lucy: *Waves hand around frantically*
Snape: *Sighs* Yes, Lucy?
Lucy: I need the bathroom
Snape: Answer the question first
Lucy: HARRY POTTER. There we go, that's the answer to everything including the haters...can I go now?
Snape: NO IT'S NOT! ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Lucy: I NEED THE GODDAM BATHROOM!
Snape: WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED THE BATHROOM?!
Voldemort: Oh my god, Snapey, you can't just ask people why they need the bathroom
Snape: What are you doing here?
Voldemort: I don't know, nice wig by the way! What's it made out of?
Snape: YOUR MUM'S CHEST HAIR
Voldemort: OI! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Bellatrix: *Walks in and sees Voldemort* Wow! That is so fetch!
Harry: Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Snape: Harry Potter...how do I begin to explain Harry Potter?
Hermione: Harry Potter is flawless
Ron: I hear his hair is insured for 10,000 galleons
Luna: I hear he does hair commercials in Durmstrang
Neville: His favourite movie is Deathly Hallows part 2
Umbridge: One time he met Snape on a plane and he told him that he was arrogant like his father
Cedric: One time he punched me in the face...it was awesome
Lucy: Ugh, I'm out of here...*Walks into door* BOO YOU DOOR!
*Later on*
Draco: So do you think you were portrayed better in the movie's or the books?
Cedric: I don't know, both I guess...I SPARKLE IN EITHER ONE!
Lucius: *Pulls up in a golf cart and turns to Draco* GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING
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