Harry Potter conversations

Voldemorts new death eater

Ron: *Eating cookies*

Harry: OK, OK let me guess, V-dawg bribed you with cookies to go to the dark side

Ron: Yes he did! And these cookies are so delicious!

Harry: Ron are you that stupid?!

Ron: Am I that stupid what?

Harry: Has it ever crossed your thick skull that those cookies could be poisoned!?! Or they could have dirt in them because they've been sent by Mouldywarts dirt eaters!

Ron: THEY COULD!

Harry: *Looks at readers* Readers, I fear that Ronald is a shining lighthouse in the bay of stupitidy

Ron: What's a lighthouse Harry?

*We are experiencing problems at the moment i'm afraid that Harry Potter has got into a fight with Ronald Weasley, Ronald wanted mercy shouting 'butterflies! Butterflies!' But Harry thought he had gone mad...er, Ronald is now in the hospital wing recovering*

Voldemort: Mr Ronald Weasley our newest death eater made it to the hospital wing ay?

Ron: Sorry Mr V-Dawg sir, I got beaten up by Harry...

Voldemort: Don't worry kid, you're not the only one...*cries*