Harry: Hello! Hello! Hello! Welcome muggles witches wizards and Draco's to the official (official in Harry's mind) Harry Potter game show! Now let me introduce you to our contestants who I made do this show so I can be awesome!
*Contestants walk on stage*
Harry: Let me introduce you to...Snape! Our very own potions master who needs to wash his hair!
Snape: Potter my hair is shiny not greasy...
Harry: And he agrees with me! Next contestant is Ronald Weasley!
Ron: Hullo butterflies!
Harry: Our little friend *cough* servant. Is in love with those wonderful creatures called butterflies! *Professional voice* available at the exit for only 29.95! *Normal voice* Next contestant Hermione know it all Granger!
Hermione: Harry I read books! Isn't that fascinating?
Harry: Only if they're about me! Next contestants are Dumbledore! Nagini! Voldemort! Bellatrix! Fred and George Weasley! Nymphadora Tonks! And last but not least and most importantly me! Harry freakin Potter!
*Audience cheers*
Harry: Thank you! Thank you! So our contestants just to make a summary of are: Severus Snape! Ronald Weasley! Hermione Granger! Albus yada yada yada Dumbledore! Nagini the snake! Voldemort! Bellatrix Verystrange! Fred and George Weasley! Nymphadora Tonks! And Harry awesome too cool for you Potter!
Snape: Potter get on with it I have things to be getting on with like giving you a good kick
Tonks: Harsh muchly Snivellus!
Harry: Alright here goes nothing! First round shall be telling jokes! So Snape your up first!
*Stage clears and leaves Snape with a microphone, oh dear...*
Snape: I heard this joke once and it was this stupid Harry Potters show so i'm leaving adios...*leaves*
Harry: *Walks on* What a good joke Snape! The audience loved that but make sure you don't insult me again otherwise i'll set Ron on you...Yes anyway...RON YOUR FREAKIN TURN GET UP HERE! *Leaves stage*
Ron: *Walks on* Hello everybody!
*Crickets*
Ron: My name is Ron! And I am going to tell you a joke about Harry! Harry Potter is my best friend and we have been friends since I saw him on the Hogwarts train so I said to Harry one day can I borrow your glasess? And he said no get a life Ron! And that made me sad but I got my own back the next day by getting my real friends the butterflies to attack him. That made him mad but we are ok now so don't worry audience! *Leaves stage*
Harry: I did actually get attacked by butterflies but that's not the point! Anyway! Hermione! Get up here and impress the audience with your skills!
Hermione: OK now my joke is what has no bones apart from a spine?
*Audience looks at each other*
Hermione: A book!
*Crickets*
Harry: Nice try Hermione! Now for Albus Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Hey kiddywinks! It is the almighty Albus Dumbledore! And here is my joke for you: Snape wears designer underwear!
Harry: Nice one Dumbledore! Next contestant! Nagini!
Nagini: *Slithers on stage* Ssssssss sssssss ssssssss ssssssss
*Audience looks at each other*
Harry: Sssssssssssssss
Nagini: Ssssssssssss
Harry: OK! I heard what Nagini said! Because I am so very awesome I can talk to snakes! Right she said that she is not preforming because she has been told by Voldie that she must lose so that he can win
Nagini: *Facepalm with her tail. Slithers off stage*
Harry: OK Nagini you epic failed, NEXT CONTESTANT! VOLDEMORT!
Voldemort: Hello my fellow death eaters and today is the day where I try and be funny...So let me tell you a joke. DIM LIGHTS PLEASE! *Claps hands*
*Lights dim*
Voldemort: *Pulls out flashlight and turns it on* It was a cold night where me and Nagini were walking through a deserted graveyard, Nagini had told me to so I obeyed her, she wanted to go see her boyfriend, I would be intrested to see who my daughter was marrying. So he emerged from the darkness...But it wasn't a snake, he walked forward into the moonlight and Nagini hissed with delight, I looked into his eyes and knew who it was...It was...It was....DUMBLEDORE!
Nagini: *Blushes*
Harry: Um I am sort of freaked out now...Adios Voldemort! For now...Right are next contestant is Bellatrix! Come up here Bellatrix!
Bellatrix: Um...I'm going to sing a song...*coughs and pulls out microphone* The fun song! Listen up! F is for Fenir who needs a bar of soap U is you know who! N is for never talking to mud bloods! I would be to scared and run away!
Harry: My show is an epic fail...Next contestant! Please save us! Fred and George!
Fred: Alright then...Lets tell this lovely some audience some jokes Georgie!
George: Ready Fred?
Fred: Ready George!
*Audience laugh*
George: We haven't even said our joke!
*Audience laugh*
Fred: Seriously people? That wasn't even a joke!
*Audience laugh*
Harry: OK guys! I think you've made the audience laugh enough! Lets have our next contestant! Tonks! If you will!
Tonks: Right OK...My husbands a werewolf!
*Screams from the audience*
Harry: When people signed up for this I hope they remembered it's to tell jokes not scare the order of the phoenix out of them...ANYWAY! FOR OUR FINAL CONTESTANT!...HARRY POTTER!
*Harry runs off stage, then runs back on in a new outfit*
Harry: I am Harry Potter! I great and most wonderful Otter! Bow in my precence and you may find in return you get a present. I have a cool scar and Draco wants to go to mars! ... Oh I am so so so tired now!
*Runs off stage then runs back on with his host outfit on*
Harry: Tune back in soon to find out who has been kicked off of my show for not being awesome! Coming to a wattpad near you soon!
*After the show*
TheHalfBloodPrincess: I run these dang conversations...*Facepalm*
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