*The 9th January*
Dumbledore: Hey! Snape! I got you a Birthday present!
Snape: How delightful...
Dumbledore: *Hands present*
Snape: *Opens the present and pulls out a mobile phone*
Dumbledore: Well? Your thoughts?
Snape: What is it?
Dumbledore: It's a phone! And you see these little keys? You tap them to make words! And by the way everyone in Hogwarts has a phone including Harry freakin Potter so I got you one so you didn't feel left out
Snape: Thank you but I doubt I will use the object
Dumbledore: Oh well, I'm sure you will, it's really cool! But not as good as Harry's...He has well a blackberry and the iphone 4, he has many more and makes Ronald Weasley carry them around all day and then one rings then the other one rings and uh...You get the picture...
*Snape's phone rings*
Snape: AH WHAT IS THAT RINGING?! IS SOMETHING ABOUT TO EXPLODE?!?!?!?!
Dumbledore: *mutters* No it's the mysterious ticking noise...No it's a text! Open it!
Snape: *Opens text*
Dumbledore: H-hey! It's from Umbridge!
Snape: Dolores has a phone?
Dumbledore: She got the whole school into phones...
Umbridge: *Walks in*
Dumbledore: Oh hey Umbridge
Umbridge: Did you get my text?
Snape: Yeah why I don't -
Umbridge: Well you didn't text back!
Snape/Dumbledore: *Look at each other*
Harry: BECAUSE I'M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
