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Lucius: Draco Malfoy!
Draco: Yes father?
Lucius: The dark Lord wishes to speak to you
Draco: Righty-ho!
Voldemort: Young Draco the time has come that I set you a task, your father is a faithul death eater so this means you must become a death eater as well...
Draco: Woah woah woah! Stop right there Mouldysnort! What if I don't want to become a death eater? What if I want to run a shop full of Twilight goods for all the screaming fan girls of Cedric?
Lucius: *Points at Draco* NO SON OF MINE!
Voldemort: SILENCE IN THE COURT!
Draco/Lucius: Sorry Mouldywart...
Voldemort: Draco stop being a wimp Wormtail killed Cedric ages ago deal with it! If you want to go sparkle with the other faries so be it, but you're going to be a disgrace to your pure blood family...
Draco: Fine then...What is the task?
Voldemort: First of all my dear boy you must acclaim the dark mark...
Wormtail: DUN! DUN! DUN!
Draco: If you say so...
Voldemort: *Puts dark mark on Draco's forearm*
Draco: Ohhoohoo! It tickles!
Voldemort: Now your task is very dangerous yet important...
Draco: Get on with it! I need to finish reading my Twilight novel!
Voldemort: Alright! Alright! Keep your sparkles on! Your task is to kill...DUMBLEDORE!
Draco: NOOOO! I can't do it! Not our headmaster! H-He got me to read Twilight! He said it was an awesome book and I had to read it!
Bellatrix: Come on Draco, do it...NOW!
Snape: No....
Voldemort: YES! *Pulls out 3D glasses and eats popcorn* This shall be amusing
Draco: I have to do this!
Dumbledore: OH THIS IS SO NOT MY DAY! HARRY TELLS ME HE'S COOLER THAN ME NOW THIS!
Snape: He tells everyone he's cooler than them, now lets get this job done quick...Avada kill Dumbledore Kedavra!
Voldermort/Bellatrix: YAY!!!!!!!!
Yaxley: And cut! Great job with the acting guys!
Draco: Wah? You mean this was all fake?
Yaxley: No not entirely Snape did actually kill Dumbledore...
Draco: Oh...I think I should get back to reading my Twilight novel then, IT'S ALL SO ROMANTIC! *Girly giggle*
Voldemort: I'm going to get back to my playstation game I was enjoying Avadering all those Harry Potters...
Bellatrix: I'll help Vouldymouldy!
Snape: Fine i'll get back to crying...
Voldemort: I didn't know you could cry Snape!
Snape: I do now, now leave me alone, go kill Potter or something...*Sniff*
Harry: No way! I'm to awesome to be killed!
Voldemort: GOD DAMNIT! *Facepalm*
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Harry Potter conversations
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