Harry Potter conversations

Cedric is stealing Harry's fan girls :O

Ginny: Sigh...Sigh, sigh, sigh

Harry: Hullo Ginerva who's not as cool as Harry Potter Weasley!

Ginny: Hello Harry... Sigh, sigh, sigh

Harry: Why in the name of my sexay scar are you sighing?

Ginny: Because I just wished the boy I loved, loved me back, he doesn't even know I exist!

Harry: Pity isn't it? Who is this boy you fancy? I bet he's not as cool as me!

Ginny: Well actually - 

Harry: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! So your saying this guy is cooler than me?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Ginny: No Harry this boy is - 

Harry: No! No! No! I am sorry! You have spewed filth in my presence! You are officially removed from my fan club!

Ron: DUN DUN DUN!

Ginny: I wasn't even in your fan club!

Harry: Don't be silly! Everyones in my fan club! Snape is! Even Voldemort is in it secretly! 

Ginny: Woah...

Harry: Anyway I bet this guys Cedric! All the girls go around him when they're not admiring my scar or glasses!

Ginny: No Harry - 

Harry: OI CEDRIC HUFFLEPUFF WIMP DIGGORY!

Cedric: Yes Harry?

Harry: YOU ARE STEALING MY FAN GIRLS! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Cedric: Sorry...

Harry: Sorry is not good enough! YOU WILL PAY!

Cedric: *Gulps*

Harry: NINJA AWESOMENESS ATTACK! *Chases Cedric*

Cedric: *Girly scream*

Ginny: *Facepalm...*