Harry: Hey! Hey! Hey! Welcome back muggles witches, wizards and Draco's to the Harry Potter game show! So a few people got voted off lets take a look and see who they are...
*Two figures walk on*
Harry: Hey! I never had death eaters on the show!
*Two figures walk into the spotlight*
Harry: OK I see now! They aren't death eaters! They're worse! Nagini and Nymphadora Tonks! So sorry guys! But you can take home a little sticker of my scar and fake glasses of mine and wear them with pride! Bye guys!
Nagini: Ssssss....
Tonks: Yeah sssss.....
*Tonks and Nagini leave stage*
Harry: Right who have we got left? Right! Severus Snape! Ronald Weasley! Hermione Granger! Albus Dumbledore! Voldemort! Bellatrix Lestrange! Fred and George Weasley! And most importantly Harry Potter!
*Molly Weasley runs on stage and whispers something in Harry's ear*
Harry: Oh! I've just been in formed that Fred and George Weasley have jokers block! Unfortunatly they cannot participate in today's show! *Whispers* Yes! That gives me more chance of winning!
*Molly Weasley runs off stage*
Harry: OK today we are going to play a game! We start with a question and the next person answers it then they think of a question and the next person answers it! Right I shall start! Contestants! Get up here and don't make a fool of yourselves!
*Contestants run on stage*
Harry: OK...Snape! Have you ever bought a bottle of shampoo?
Snape: Potter! Stop asking personal questions!
Harry: You have to answer otherwise you are kicked off of my show!
Snape: Fine...Yes I have...
*Audience gasps*
Snape: I used it for a potion
Harry: OK! Snape you ask Ron a question!
Snape: Weasley do you intend to fail potions? Or is it just your stupidness?
Ron: I-I don't like potions! They scare me!
Snape: NOT ACCEPTABLE! TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Ron: Mummy! Snape shouted at me!
Molly: *Runs on stage* SEVERUS SNAPE! HOW DARE YOU SHOUT AT RONALD WEASLEY! *Whacks him on the head with a frying pan, then runs off stage*
Snape: OW! That hurt! Jeez it was only a question...
Harry: Alright moving on!
Ron: Hermione! Will you go out with me?
Hermione: No! I am currently dating Nicholas Flamel from one of my books! He is very facinating!
Ron: *Cries silently*
Hermione: Professor Dumbledore! What is your opinion on house elves?
Dumbledore: Um...Un washed elves, creatures, vermin, horrible, blueah, yuck.
Hermione: *Gasp* Oh...I was going to ask you to join S.P.E.W!
Dumbledore: Bless you!
Hermione: *Facepalm*
Dumbledore: Tom...
Voldemort: HEY! DON'T CALL ME TOM OLDIE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Dumbledore: *Ducks* Missed me! Missed me! *Sticks tongue out*
Voldemort: So childish!
Dumbledore: Tommykins! Why are you so evil?
Voldemort: *Growls* Because I am oldie!
Dumbledore: But ickle Tommykins was my favourite student! Why has he gone bad?
Voldemort: Because I expired!
Harry: *Laughs* OK! Voldemort! Your turn!
Voldemort: Bellatrix! Why do you follow me around?
Bellatrix: Why does the sun shine Voldiekins? Why is the sky blue? Why are roses red? Why does Draco like Twilight?
Voldemort: HEY! I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
Harry: She was stating simple facts! And following you around is one of them!
Voldemort: Fine...
Bellatrix: Harry Potter! I would like to kill you!
Voldemort: NO HE'S MINE!
Bellatrix: It's not your turn Voldie Mouldy! Be patient!
Voldemort: Sorry Bella... *Sulks*
Bellatrix: So I shall ask again! Harry Potter I would like to kill you!
Harry: Nah i'm good thanks!
Bellatrix: Oh OK...
Harry: OK! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT WHO HAS PASSED TO THE NEXT ROUND!
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
