Voldemort: Hey Harry *pokes*
Harry: What is it you want.
Voldemort: Today I think we should become...Ninja's
Harry: Go ask Snape to dress up as one...OH WAIT! HE ALREADY DRESSES LIKE ONE!
Voldemort: What's up with you, Paddy Potter?
Harry: Leave me alone.
Voldemort: TELL UNCLE VOLDIEKINS!
Harry: FINE! I'LL TELL YOU!
Voldemort: Oooh yay! Gossip for my death munchers!
Harry: Draco broke up with me... *sobs*
Voldemort: Tee hee - a hee hee hee - hah hah hah - BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Harry: It's not funny...
Voldemort: YES IT IS! YOU'RE GAY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!
Harry: And you're not? Besides, I'm not gay. Draco's the gay one
Draco: DID YOU CALL ME GAY?!
Harry: Yes, yes I did - YOU IDIOT!
Draco: Harsh, bet I could think of a better insult with my - *pulls out fake scar and glasses and puts them on* sexay scar and glasses *batters eyelashes*
Voldemort: AND HARRY'S IN THE RING! DRACO LOOKS DETERMINED AND HE'S A SPARKLY FERRET SO HE CAN DEFEAT PADDY POTTER!
Draco/Harry: SHUT UP!
Harry: Oh my, we actually agree on something...
Draco: We do :)
Harry: What do you want to do?
Draco: I don't know -
Harry: Play with flowers?
Draco: NO! I WAS THINKING MORE LETS PLAY ON THE NINTENDO WII YOU QUEE -
Voldemort: OI! NO SWEARING!
Draco: Sorry I was trying to get Harry to man up a little
Voldemort: What Paddy Potter?
Draco: Yes, can you tell him to man up a bit? Anyway, i've got to see Bellatrix I need my dark side brownies *leaves*
Voldemort: All right Potter lets get this over with quickly - MAN UP! *Slaps Harry with a fish*
Harry: *Whimpers* You can't hit a girl!
Voldemort: YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN! YOU! *Slaps* ARE! *Slaps* A! *Slaps* MAN! *Slaps*
~And so, Voldemort finally got Harry to man up. Harry never spoke to Draco again since their little romance. Voldemort started to slap people with fish because he liked beating up people with something instead of his magical wand.~
P.S) I made up 'Paddy Potter' if you're wondering :3
Voldemort: NO WAY! I MADE IT UP, SNAPE!
Lucy: COME AT ME BRO!
Voldemort: So you've manned up then?
Lucy: What?
Voldemort: I must of slapped you wish a fish because you're angry ;D
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