Harry: GO, RON! GO! FIND THE GOLD IN THE CAVE! *Lets Ron off of his lead and shoves him into the cave*
Hermione: Harry! What are you doing?
Harry: Making Ron find the gold in the cave...
Hermione: First of all, that is not a cave that is Hagrid's hut and second of all there is definitely no gold in there
Harry: Same difference! And of course there's gold in there, Ron can sniff out gold!
Ron: *Runs out of Hagrid's hut* Harry! I've found the gold!
Harry: Well done, Ron! Now hand me the gold and lets get out of here
Ron: *Hands Harry the gold*
Harry: WHAT IS THIS?!
Ron: My new butterfly friends! All ready in a cage!
Harry: This is NOT gold!
Ron: It's gold to me!
Harry: YOU DISGUST ME IM KEEPING YOU ON YOUR LEAD FOR ALL ETERNITY NOW *Puts Ron back on his lead*
Hermione: Harry, you need to get back to the common room so you can study for your upcoming exams!
Harry: Psh! No I don't, I've already paid someone to do them for me!
Hermione: Who's that then?
Harry: Chuck Norris
Hermione: Oh for goodness sakes! We're getting you back to the common room to start studying this instant!
Harry: That won't be necesarry as I have Chuck Norris to — AHHH!
Hermione: *Drags him off*
*Later in the common room*
Harry: I don't want to do this! You can't make me! You're not my mother!
Hermione: Harry, you don't have a mother
Harry: WELL AREN'T YOU A GODDAM RAY OF SUNSHINE
Ron: She's right though!
Harry: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
Hermione: Now, shut up and study *Hands him a book*
Harry: I don't think you understand
Hermione: What?
Harry: How much I cannot do this
Hermione: ?
Harry: One does not simply revise for exams, we have to party every day before the exams and then on the night before we scream several colourful words before cramming enough information in our head at midnight before going to bed and then throwing up all that information onto our test paper the next day
Ron: I like parties!
Harry: QUIET YOU
Hermione: I'm not letting you do that Harry! It's wrong! Now study! Otherwise you'll never pass these exams!
Harry: I DON'T CAAAAAARE *Starts watching YouTube videos of himself*
WILL HARRY PASS THESE EXAMS? WILL HE SAY NO TO CHUCK NORRIS AND DO THEM HIMSELF? WILL HERMIONE EVER SHUT UP? WILL RON EVER COME OFF HIS LEAD? ALL WILL BE REVEALLED IN THE NEXT HARRY POTTER CONVERSATION, COMING TO A WATTPAD NEAR YOU AS SOON AS THEHALFBLOODPRINCESS CAN BE BOTHERED TO UPDATE.
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Dear fans
If you haven't been reading my rants of my exams on my profile, you probably won't know why I was inspired to write this so I shall explain. Over the past few weeks I've had five exams that I've had to study intensly for because if I pass these certain subjects I'll get to drop them! Sounds great doesn't it? But if I fail them I'll have to repeat what I've already done in two years in one year and then take the exams again.
Because of this I've been more like a Hermione than a Harry and have been desperately studying until I could recite the information in my slumber (and now I'm going to forget all the information as it's unimportant for now).
So as you can appreciate, with all the revising that has had to be done, I didn't really have time to update my works and when I'd finished my exams I went on a few cinema trips (I saw Star Trek: Into Darkness and After Earth and not to mention the Great Gatsby) just so I could have a bit of me time.
Now that these exams are all over I think I'll try and update more. Woo-hoo!
Stay tuned for Harry's next adventure!
Harry: OH MY GOD SHUT UP I AM NOT BILBO BAGGINS
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