Harry Potter conversations

Horcruxes nom. nom. nom.

Ron: So Dumbledore said we have to collect, hacruxos? 

Hermione: No Ronald not you and I believe it's pronounced in Spanish 'un Horcrauz'

Harry: NO! NO! NO! Your doing it wrong! They are called horcruxes! ... And they make a pretty nice meal with a bit of pepper 

Ron: Mmmm...Sounds so delicious... 

Hermione: *Hits Ron* 

Ron: Ouch! 

Hermione: Oh grow up! Your not with mummy any more! 

Ron: You remind me of my mummy...

Hermione: O_o 

Ron: You do! You slap me, you shout at me, you order me to do stuff and also...I love you...

Hermione: You l-love me? 

Ron: I do...

Hermione: ...

Harry: NO STOP! ENOUGH WITH THE MUSH AND MOVE YOUR TOUCHE! WE HAVE TO FIND THESE HORCRUXES! 

Hermione/Ron: Sorry...

Harry: I'm hungry! We need those Horcrux's...Hermione did you bring the pepper? 

Hermione: Harry...No...

Harry: WE'RE DOOMED! 

Ron: I've bought tomato ketchup! 

Harry: WE'LL SURVIVE! 

Voldemort: I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! 

Ron: My Lord! Where did you come from? 

Voldemort: Well it's a long story, I - 

Harry: We don't want to know. 

Voldemort: Er OK...More to the point have any of you three seen my horcrux's 

Harry: No we - 

Hermione: OH MY GOD A ZEFRON POSTER GET IT! 

Harry: *Grabs it* Right! Get the tomato ketchup! 

Voldemort: Why?

Harry: *Evil voice* Because I eat horcrux's for breakfast! 

Voldemort: *Whimpers* So i'm going to die? 

Harry: Yeah might as well 

Voldemort: But...I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! 

*Hogwarts express appears* 

Voldemort: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Harry: Well if he's young...I'm un-born, ah well...Who's up for some Zefron poster? 

Hermione/Ron: Me! 

Harry: Dig in! 

*And with that Harry, Ron and Hermione ate the Zefron poster and Voldemort was chased by the Hogwarts express. Harry and the gang also found the rest of the horcrux's which consisted of: 

~A Twilight novel 

~A sherbert lemon 

~And another Twilight novel 

Harry almost died because he had to eat two Twilight novels. But then Hermione reminded him that the acid in his stomach would break down the Twilight book and in a way he would be killing Edward Cullen...THE END!*