~Please excuse my lack of updating Harry refused to talk to me because I said i've got a better scar than him...~
Harry: OH MY VOLDEMORT -
Voldemort: Love you too Harry *giggles*
Harry: I did NOT mean it in that way Mouldysnort!
Voldemort: WAIT UNTIL -
Draco: Nuh-uh wait until my father hears about this!
Lucius: WHAT IS IT SON! *Dramatically skips in*
Draco: Daddy, Harry's going out with a girl...HE BETRAYED ME!
Lucius: ...
Harry: Anyway...Oooh! Lets go to the astronomy tower to yell out to the people how awesome I am!
Draco: Ugh, please! Just because TheHalfBloodPrincess said she's got a better scar than you!
Harry: WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!
*At the astronomy tower*
Dumbledore: Every day i'm Dumblin'!
Harry: Oh hey Oldie
Voldemort: HEY! THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM!
Harry: WELL I CALL HIM THAT TOO BECAUSE I'M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Voldemort: Oh sheesh, you really are moody...So much for keep calm and carry on
Harry: HEY! IT'S STUFF CALM AND BE AWESOME!
Voldemort: Are we really having this conversation?
Harry: Yes, yes we are
Dumbledore: So what are you kiddies doing up here?
Harry: Shouting about -
Draco: OH MY GOD SNAPE HAS A CHICKEN PIE!
Snape: Professor Dumbledore requested I get him some -
Dumbledore: WOO! LETS EAT!
Snape: BUT I AM EATING IT!
Dumbledore: o_O
Snape: Yes that told you didn't it Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Severus! Please!
Snape: No way! Peace out muggles! *leaves*
Dumbledore: NO WAY! HE JUST CALLED ME A MUGGLE! NEXT I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT ON WEDNESDAYS...We wear pink!
Draco: YAY PINK!
*Down on the Hogwarts grounds*
Snape: Woo! Chicken pie! And no one can find me!
Harry: HEY SNAPE!
Snape: ARGH! *Runs*
Harry: GIMMIE' THE PIE COWARD! GIMMIE'!
Snape: NOO! MY PIE! EXPELLIARMUS POTTER! TAKE THAT!
Harry: HA MISSED!
Snape: Grr! Umm...LUMOS! Whatever that does...*Wand lights up* Oooh! Yay shiny!
Harry: SECTUMSEMPRA!
Snape: *dodges* STUPEFY!
*Slow motion, Harry hitting the floor...*
Snape: *Walks towards Harry* Trying to use my own sexay spells against me Potter?
Harry: Eh? Your sexay? Like me?
Snape: Please! Chicks dig skinny boys!
Harry: Your skinny?
Snape: -___-
Harry: ...
Snape: Why are you being nasty to me?
Harry: Because you were nasty to my father!
Snape: No Potter...Harry...I am your father...
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
Voldemort: At least he didn't use my NYAAAA!
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
