Voldie needs a backup singer

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  • Dedicated to Bellatrix because she finally got to hug Voldie
                                    

Voldemort: Voldemort! Voldemort! Ooh Voldie Voldie Voldemort!

Wormtail: Wa, wa, wa, wow

Voldemort: WORMTAIL YOU DID IT WRONG! *Whacks Wormtail* SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASIM!

Wormtail: Sorry my Lord! I fear we need back up!

Voldemort: But who shall be my backup?

Wormtail: There can only be one...

Voldemort: You're not talking about....?

Wormtail: Yes, yes I am...

*Half an hour later*

Bellatrix: Bellatrix! Bellatrix! Ooh Bella Bella Bellatrix!

Voldemort: Wa, wa, wa, wow

Bellatrix: OOH! VoldyMouldy! That was excellent!

Voldemort: Thanks...

Bellatrix: Cheer up VoldieKins!

Voldemort: Don't want to...

Bellatrix: I will have to call the agony aunt!

Voldemort: Don't care! *Pouts*

*

Lucius: What seems to be the problem?

Voldemort: My life sucks! I want a nose ring but I can't because I have no nose!

Lucius: Pity my Lord...Who shall you crucio?

Voldemort: Don't want to crucio! Me want a hug!

Lucius: *Gulps* Who from?

Bellatrix: I'M COMING VOLDIEKINS! *Hugs Voldie*

Voldemort: Hmph!

Lucius: AWW HAPPY FAMILIES!

Voldemort: CRUCIO!

Lucius: No! No! I didn't mean it! 

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