CONTAINS DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!
P.S) Lucy= me a.k.a TheHalfBloodPrincess
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Ron: I've fixed the problem Doctor I'm awesome -
Harry: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Forget the name just get on with it!
Ron: I bought you a subway!
Harry: Ooh! Subway! *Snatches subway from Ron*
Ron: By the way did you know that Draco doesn't know that Miley and Hannah is actually one person not two different people?
Harry: Pff! What a loser! Doctor Ginger put my DVD on please
Ron: Yes sah! *Puts the deathly hallows part 2 in*
Harry: Woah wait a sec! The deathly hallows part 2 isn't even out yet!
Ron: Oh right, I er -
Harry: Never mind lets watch me in action!
Ron: What about me?
Harry: You get in the way! Now keep quiet I'm about to come on!
Ron: *Sad puppy dog eyes*
Harry: OH MY GOD I'M RIDING A DRAGON! I AM SO COOL! BEAT THAT!
Ron: If you haven't noticed I am to...
Harry: Oh that's what the red hair is...
*Like an hour later for poor Ronald*
Harry: *Crying*
Ron: Harry! Snape's just acting! Nagini isn't real!
Harry: SHUT IT RON! THIS IS ALL REAL! AND IT'S MAKING ME SAD! POOR SNAPE IS GETTING ATTACKED BY VOLDIE'S SNAKE! I WANT TO DIE WITH SNAPE NOW!!!!!
Ron: Oh PUH-lease! Go find Snape if your that worried!
Snape: You called?
Harry: WAAAAA! SNAPE WE LOVE YOU!!!!! *Hugs Snape*
Snape: Get off you foolish child!
Harry: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-But you're awesome!
Snape: Never mind that! Why in the name of Merlin is the dark Lord knocked out, and why does he have half his nails done in pink?
Harry: He broke a nail so I'm giving him a manicure!
Ron: With the help of me...
Snape: Whatever Doctor Ginger...Right lets continue this operation, Mr Weasley watch the rest of the film for Harry he needs to know what happens!
Ron: Yes sir...
Snape: OK Dr Awesome hand me the nail file!
Harry: I thought my job was to do the manicure Snape!
Snape: Not any more, and it's Doctor The Half-Blood Prince to you!
Harry: *Rolls eyes* Drama queen...
*One manicure hour later*
Snape: Phase complete! Now we need to get him awake
Harry: Allow me...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits Voldie*
Voldemort: ARGH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE - Ooooooh! Sparkly nail polish! Just what I always wanted!
The End :)
Harry: What's that bracket and colon?
Snape: I have no idea...
Lucy: IT'S A SMILEY FACE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!
Snape/ Harry: Oh....
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