Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 4)

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Harry: GO! GO! GO! GET ALL THE WEAPONS! 

Marvel: Hey, I wonder what this thing does? *Picks up wand* 

Ginny: HEY! GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs wand* 

Harry: That's my wand! 

Marvel: I found it first! 

Cato: Don't argue, bro, I heard those wizards can turn nasty 

Clove: They really can! 

Marvel: I don't get it...

Cato: When they say...this curse...you're dead...

Marvel: Well what's incantation? 

Cato: *Whispers* Abra Kadabra! 

Harry: Oh for god sakes, silly muggles! AVADA KEDAVRA! 

Cato: *Dies* 

Marvel: Hey, thanks! This is going to make these games so much easier! 

Harry: You're welcome, muggle! 

Marvel: Woo-hoo! He called me a muggle! 

Clove: Ugh... *Facepalm* 

*Later on* 

Katniss: Damn it's us vs. wizard and witch 

Peeta: We don't stand a chance 

Harry: Aw, Peeta! Of course you do! 

Ginny: No he doesn't

Harry: You're right...ah well, I SAY WE ALL COMMIT SUICIDE!

Katniss: Good thinking! *Grabs nightlock and eats it* 

Peeta: Nightlock's good...

*Cannon goes off* 

Harry: Suckers! AND WE'RE NOT EVEN A REAL DISTRICT WE GET TO GO BACK TO HOGWARTS NOW! WOO! 

Ron: Harry...there is no Hogwarts...

Harry: 

Ginny: Lets get this over with quickly — AVADA KEDAVRA! 

Harry: NO! NO! I'M SORRY! 

*****

Harry: No! Please! No! 

Ginny: Harry, wake up! There's someone here who wants to speak to you! 

Harry: OK...OK...it was just a dream! *Walks downstairs* 

Snow: *Spins around in a chair* Hello, Harry, I've been expecting you 

Harry: NOT THIS TIME SANTA! YOU DIDN'T GET ME UNICORNS! 

THE END  

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