*Every character from Harry Potter gathers in the Malfoy Manor because why not. I mean, who doesn't love the Malfoy manor?*
Voldemort: ALRIGHT! SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE DOWN...
*Everyone silences*
Voldemort: Well, obviously we all don't get out enough so I decided we'd do something fun today.
Yaxley: ARE WE PLAYING KILL THE WORMTAIL?!
Voldemort: YAXLEY THAT IS ON SUNDAY YOU KNOW THE RULES BY NOW.
Bellatrix: WHAT ABOUT GET THE SHAMPOO ON THE SNAPE?!
Voldemort: BELLA! WE KNOW THAT GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE!
*All groan in disappointment*
Voldemort: Anyway, today I thought we'd — *Pulls out stack of tickets*
Greyback: *Points* CINEMA TRIP
Voldemort: No, we're going to the HARRY POTTER STUDIO TOUR!
Dumbledore: HOOO-WEEEE!!
Voldemort: Don't encourage Greyback...
*Later on, in the Knightbus*
Voldemort: HARRY, SIT DOWN AND STOP WAVING YOUR WAND ABOUT LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE
Harry: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BRAH I'M THE CHOSEN ONE
Voldemort: DUMBLEDORE NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DANCE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR IT WILL SCARE THE CHILDREN
Dumbledore: YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE, TOMMY!
Voldemort: BELLA! STOP TRYING TO KISS ME! SNAPE STOP TRYING TO THROW YOURSELF OUT THE WINDOW THIS TOUR WILL BE EDUCATIONAL! TRAVERS — I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT STOP! WORMTAIL STOP BEING A WIMP, LUCIUS JUST LOVES YOU. GREYBACK — Wait, where is Greyback?
Draco: *Sitting on Harry's lap* On the roof!
Voldemort: Oh for goodness sakes *Pokes head out the window* GREYBACK — Oh my god...
*Yaxley holds Greyback's waist and re-enacts the titanic scene*
Yaxley: NEAR, FAR, WHEREEVERRRRR YOU ARE!
Greyback: *Holds out arms*
Voldemort: *Sighs* If anyone saw this*
Harry: *Climbs on the roof and films it on his iPhone* YEAH, WORK IT DEATH EATERS!
Greyback: *Points* HARRY POTTER STUDIO
Harry: OH — MY — GODDDDD!!!!!!! *Jumps off of the Knight Bus*
Voldemort: Why did I not try to shove him off a roof before?
Harry: *Runs toward studio* IT HAS MY NAME ON IT, THEREFORE I OWN IT!
*The Knight Bus stops and everyone gets off to find Harry running around in circles*
Harry: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
Voldemort: *Struts into tour, with everyone else following behind, scaring muggles alike* WE ARE HERE!
Muggle: Do you have your tickets, Sir?
Voldemort: *Throws them at muggle* I MAKE IT RAIN ON THESE MUGGLES *Struts off to the tour with others following*
Muggle: YOU HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN!
Voldemort: SHUT UP! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Snape: Why didn't I just join the Hunger Games fandom...
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
