Harry: *Filling his nails*
Ron: HARRY! HARRY! POTTER!
Harry: I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter, singing my name! All day long at Hogwarts!
Ron: I found the source of your name! It's a pipe bomb!
Harry: Yay!
Ron/ Harry: ...
Harry: *Whispers* I'm waiting for the boom...
Voldemort: *Girly scream from outside*
Ron: Well that was better than nothing!
Harry: Shut it Ron! I heard V-dawg scream!
Neville: Voldemort screamed?
Harry: No never! He kissed a death eater!
*Crickets*
Ron: Anyway...
Voldemort: *Runs in*
Luna: Hello Lord Voldemort!
Voldemort: Not now Loopy! I'm in need of help from Harry!
Harry: *Listening to ipod* Oh-na-na that's my name!
Ron: Harry Mr V-dawg is in need of your help!
Harry: I'm sorry Ron I couldn't hear you over how awesome I was being!
Voldemort: Harry this is important!
Harry: Yeah! And so is my beauty time! How do you think I get fan-girls!
Voldemort: Pwease Hawwy!
Harry: Fine make it quick, because I'm busy!
Voldemort: I...I...I broke a nail!
Harry: RONALD TO THE OPERATING CENTRE!!!
Ron: *Gives Voldie a piggy-back to the operating centre*
Harry: OK Doctor ginger we need to operate immediately!
Ron: Yes Doctor i'm awesome because I'm Harry Potter the boy who lived and the chosen one!
Harry: Dr Awesomness for short
Ron: Yes sah! *Puts Voldie on the hospital bed*
Harry: OK, tweezers!
Ron: Tweezers! *hands tweezers*
Harry: Nail file!
Ron: Nail file! *hands nail file*
Harry: Pink nail varnish!
Voldemort: I want red!
Harry: Quiet you! *whacks Voldie*
Ron: Where did we get to?
Harry: Pink nail varnish! Now hurry up the patient is dying!
Ron: Pink nail varnish! *hands pink nail varnish*
Harry: Sandwich!
Ron: Sandwich! - Wait, what? Sandwich?
Harry: Yeah all this operating makes me hungry, go fix me a sandwich Dr ginger!
Ron: Yes Doctor I'm awesome because I'm Harry Potter the boy who lived and the chosen one!
Harry: Oh Ronald while you're at it could you get my Harry Potter novel? I need to know what I do next...That tri wizard tournaments so cool! And the last chapter was one of those DUN DUN DUN ones! Oh and also could you get the DVD as well? I love seing me in action!
Ron: Yes sah!
*An hour later*
Ron: Doctor I'm awesome because I'm Harry Potter the boy who lived and the chosen one! There's been a disaster!
Harry: What is it? Snape fell in love?
Ron: No we're out of sandwiches!
Harry: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-But......NEYOOOOOOOOOOO!
Voldemort: That's my line!
Ron: Quiet you!
*What will Harry do? Will he fix V-Dawgs nail? Will Ron dye his hair? Will Draco realise that Miley and Hannah is actually one person not two different people? Will Voldie realise that his NEYOOO is a big hit and reached no1 in the charts? Will...Oh forget it! ALL WILL BE REVEALED SOON!*
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
