Are you SIRIUS?! (And a little question from Lucy :D)

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A little note from TheHalfBloodPrincess (GASP! THAT'S ME! XDDD) 

The message is at the bottom, Harry wanted to speak with his friends first -_- 

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Harry: HERMIONE! 

Hermione: Yes Harry? 

Harry: DO MY HOMEWORK! 

Hermione: No! You do it! Your not ill! 

Harry: Actually I am ill! I have a serious case of IAHPD, KCHWDD and worst of all...IATSFMSAGD

Hermione: What are they?

Harry: *Clears throat* IAHPD is I am Harry Potter dissorder, KCHWDD is Kill Cedric Hufflepuff wimp Diggory and IATSFMSAGD is I am too sexay for my scar and glasses dissorder 

Hermione: *Gasps* Harry! Oh Harry! Your oh so ill! You shouldn't be in the common room! You should be in the hospital wing! 

Harry: I know, I know...AND ALL THIS HOMEWORK PUTS PRESSURE ON ME! *Dramatic fall onto the chair* 

Hermione: Don't worry Harry! I'll do your homework! *Begins to write out Harry's homework*  

Harry: *Soft evil laugh* 

Sirius: Are you SIRIUS Harry? 

Harry: Yeah...No! Wait? What! I'm not SIRIUS! I'm Harry! 

Hermione: *Gasps* Your not SIRIUS! That means you can do your homework! 

Harry: NO! I am SIRIUS! 

Sirius: No! I am Sirius! 

Harry: NO I AM! 

Sirius: NO I AM! 

*Meanwhile where things are a lot let SIRIUS* 

Snape: Headmaster, the day I feared has become reality 

Dumbledore: There are no more beauty pagents? 

Snape: I fear that too but, there is another thing I fear which is reality 

Dumbledore: What happened Sevykins? 

Snape: T-The Dark L-Lord has returned! 

*DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 

Dumbledore: A-Are you SIRIUS? Tommy kins is alive? 

Snape: No way! I'm Severus! 

Sirius: FOR SPARKLY FAIRY PRINCESS UNICORNS SAKE! I AM SIRIUS! 

Snape: Ugh. Go away you stupid dog...

Sirius: NO WAY! 

Dumbledore: Hey! Siwius! Come get the doggie treat Siwius! *Pulls out a dog treat* 

Sirius: WOOF! WOOF! 

Dumbledore: *Chucks the dog treat* So Severus, your sure the dark lord has returned 

Snape: 'Fraid so, and the dark lord is no longer the dark lord he or should I say she is known as the dark lady! 

Dumbledore: Who is it then? 

Lucy: I AM A NINJA FEAR MEH! 

Dumbledore: *Screams like a girl and runs off* 

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Well hi! *Waves* 

Well I just want to say a few things to those wonderful people who vomment! (Get it? Vote comment! Hahahah..ha...ha...*Stops laughing*) OK vote and comment. 

Now, I realise that these conversations have been doing pretty well if I do say so myself! And I would now like your input! If you can I would love it if you commented below and told me what: 

~What other characters you would like to see having little conversations with each other 

~If you would like me to continue the conversations 

~And what (if there is anything) you would like me to change about the conversations (please don't say anything TOO mean because i'm a person who takes things to heart) 

BUT when I say what other charcters you would like in these conversations I mean ONLY Harry Potter characters because these are just HARRY POTTER CONVERSATIONS. 

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS PLEASE COMMENT BELOW! 

TheHalfBloodPrincess is out! PEACE! 

xxx


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