Voldemort: HARRY POTTER IS DEAD!
*Death eaters laugh*
Voldemort: Neh! Heh! Heh!
Hermione: What sort of laugh is that?!
Voldemort: I'd like to see you laugh with no nose!
Hermione: ...
Voldemort: Yeah I thought so
Harry: HARRY POTTER IS ALIVE!
Voldemort: NEYAAAAAAAAA!
Hermione: What sort of scream is that?!
Voldemort: I'd like to see you scream with no nose!
Hermione: ...
Harry: Hey! Hey! Voldie! Before I kill you with my awesomness and the love from my fan girls I want to tell you a joke!
Voldemort: Ooooh! I like jokes! So tell me...What is the joke?
Harry: Well I once knew this wizard with no nose!
Voldemort: Um well how did he smell?
Harry: Terrible!
*The good side laughs their heads off*
Voldemort: :(
Harry: Hey I got a better face than yours.... ^_^
Voldemort: meh.
Snape: Ugh...What happened...
Harry: Sevykins! Your alive!
Snape: Thank you captain duh!
Harry: I shall bow in your precense because you tried to save me awesomness... *Bow's*
Voldemort: *Sneaks up behind Harry and kicks him*
Harry: Hey! What was that for?!
Voldemort: For stealing my fan guy!
Harry: O_o
Voldemort: Come back to the dark side Severus! I'll get Bellatrix to make some cookies!
Snape: No...I am coming to the good side...They have unicorns!
Voldemort: No way...
Ron: And butterflies!
Voldemort: *Gasp* I love butterflies!
Ron: Follow the butterflies! Follow the butterflies!
Voldemort: *Chases butterflies with Ron*
Snape: All these years i've tried to convince him to come to the good side because we have unicorns when that Weasley boy gets him here with butterflies! Psh! How pathetic! How can he not like unicorns!
*And they al lived happily ever after because Snape likes unicorns...And Voldie likes butterflies...o_O*
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
