Sparkles they burn...

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Hermione: Casting spells in the night!

Draco: Evils gathering! 

Fred: MALFOY IS A JERK! 

Snape: He lives in Slytherin...

Voldemort: Voldemorts on the rise! Woop! 

George: And that sucks! 

Harry: Now we gotta go collect all the horcrux! 

Hermione: All the horcrux! All the horcrux! We've got to collect all the horcrux! 

Harry: Oh guys we've already been there and down that! And Voldie plus Fred should be dead! 

Fred: And also Ced! 

Harry: We're not rhyming any more 

Fred: Oh sorry...But Ceddy boy's over there counting his sparkles...

Cedric: This little sparkle went to market! This little sparkle- 

Harry: OH SHUT UP! 

Cedric: I FOUND Harry Potter! 

*Sarcastic clapping from everyone apart from Ced* 

Cedric: I'M SO CLEVER! I WANT A HOUSE POINT! 

Snape: No...Because you have broken the school rule, no sparkling in the corridor I deduct fifty points and fifty more for being shirtless! IT BURNS! 

Cedric: Er right...

Fred: Serioulsy cover yourself up dude! 

Cedric: Why are you even looking at me?

George: WE CAN'T LOOK ANY WHERE ELSE! EVERYWHERE WE TURN WE SEE SPARKLES! 

Cedric: So you FIND me attractive?

Fred/George: *Scream then faint* 

Molly.W: NOT MY SONS YOU SPARKLY WEIRDO! 

Cedric: Uh-Oh... 

Luna: I find his sparkles really fascinating...

Fred/George: *Wake up* you do? 

Luna: Yes they are very extra ordinary...Where can I get me some?

Cedric: Oh that's easy! I got them from sparkles.com *Not a real website guys* 

Luna: Fascinating I shall go buy myself some...

*The next day Luna requires herself some um sparkles...* 

Luna: Oh yes my sparkles have arrived! *Opens package and wears sparkles* 

Cedric: Come on Luna! Lets go sparkle! 

Fred: Y'know George, I am never smoking that stuff again...

George: Y'know Freddie I was thinking exactly the same thing...

And some of them lived sparkly ever after...

****The End****

Cedric: OH! LOOK SPARKLES! *Tries to grab them* 

Lucy: Go away Ceddy boy, I am the sparkle terminator and I just nicked those sparkles from a Cullen, so you might be next in line...

Cedric: *Whimpers* 


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