Snape: Turn to page 394!
Harry: Why can't it be page 294!
Snape: Because I'm the teacher and I say so!
Harry: Yeah! But I'm the boy who lived and the chosen one!
Snape: Yeah but I'm the Half-Blood Prince!
Ron: Oh burn!
Harry: Shut up Ron! Or go join Snape's side!
Ron: Maybe I will!
Snape: Come to the dark side we have cookies!
Ron: COOKIES!
Harry: Come to the Potter side! We have all the food you can eat!
Ron: ...
Snape: Cookies!
Harry: All the food you can eat!
Ron: Hold on! Before I choose my side I want to say something!
Snape: Make it quick otherwise i'll eat the cookies!
Ron: OK I just wanted to say that in the end Snape saves Harry!
Harry: OMG! YOU RUINED THE BOOK FOR ME! *Whacks Ron*
Ron: MUMMY! HARRY HIT ME!
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
