Harry Potter conversations

Remus tries to pull off the Potter look

N.Tonks: ...

Remus: Hullo Nymphadora! *Waves*

N.Tonks: What have I told you about calling me Nymphadora?! *Hair turns red*

Remus: That I will get hexed? 

N.Tonks: That's right so don't call me Nymphadora!

Remus: You just said your own name! You've got to hex yourself now!

N.Tonks: No I don't Remus!

Voldermort: Burn!

Remus: What? What's burn? WHAT'S ON FIRE!

Harry: Me because i'm so damn hot! *Fans himself*

Fan girls of Harry: Harry! Your OH so hot!

Harry: Hugs and butterfly kisses fan girls!

Fan girls of Harry: *Faint* 

Remus: How do you do that?

Harry: I will tell you Mr Lupin, OK first of all go to the Dark Lord get him to use the killing curse on you, get yourself a hot lightning bolt scar, grow your hair and make it jet black and tell Cedric he needs a life!

Remus: Fine...*Draws himself a lightning bolt scar in felt tip, grows his hair and dyes it jet black* 

Hermione: Anyone seen Professor Lupin? 

Remus: Why hello fan girl!  

Hermione: *Runs of screaming*

Harry: Nice try big guy, but you can't really pull of the Potter look, so you better go stay fan girl-less

Remus: *Cries* OK...

*As poor unfourtunate Remus is upset and thinks he has no fan girls in the comments box below put 'I <3 Remus Lupin' if your a fan girl he'll like that and probably love you forever :)*