Harry Potter conversations

Some little scenes a recreated

*In the great hall First year for Harry, end of the year* 

Dumbledore: Slytherin have won the house cup! BOOOOO! 

Snape: *Clapping* 

Dumbledore: However! Recent events from my ickle favourite students in Gryffindor must be taken into account! 

Snape: *Looks to his right* Oh...Oh! Are they floating candles?...I am never smoking that stuff again...

*Fourth year, Harry has just been chosen as a champion* 

Dumbledore: WAAAAAAY! Veela, Gorilla and Sparkly Ceddy boy are our champions! I RUN THIS SHIZZLE! 

*Dumbledore's announcement* 

Dumbledore: Now before we rest our ickle heads in bed, Grandpa Dumbleydore has a story for you kiddy winks! 

McGonagall: *Mutters* Oh dear god here we go... 

Dumbledore: There once was a little boy named Tommykins! And he came to this school! YEAH MY SCHOOL LOSERS I RAISED ONE OF THE DARKEST OF THE DARKEST LORDS OF ALL TIME BOO-YA! 

Snape: *Facepalm* 

Dumbledore: And then he became evil and gave himself some stupid nickname and has a pathetic laugh! And oh! He screams like a girl. But remember kids, no matter how evil Voldie is all he ever needs is a biiiiiiig hug! 

*Crickets* 

*In the dungeon Umbridge questions Snape* 

Umbridge: Thank you Mr Snape for attending your preformance review! 

Snape: No problem 

Umbridge: So is it fair to say your in charge around here? 

Snape: Hell yeah 

Umbridge: So what is your job? 

Snape: I'm the boss 

Umbridge: That's cool, and - 

Snape: I'm the boss

Umbridge: OK...

Snape: I'm the boss 

Umbridge: Right I got that see you later!

*Goblet of fire scene* 

Pansy: Yeah Draco said hi Harry 

Harry: DRACYKINS! Awww! How sweet! Tell him I said...DIE! 

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