Dumbledore: *Catches Harry's name from the goblet of fire* Harry Potter!
Harry: Yeah that's my name and don't you forget it!
Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER!
Harry: Alright oldie i'm going i'm going! Just let me have that piece of paper with my name on it first!
Dumbledore: *Hands the bit of paper*
Harry: You can now explain to me why you are trying to steal my name and impersonate me!
Dumbledore: I wasn't! The question is why is your name in the goblet of fire?
Snape: BECAUSE KARAKOFF PUT IT IN THERE! *Clamps hand over his own mouth*
Karakoff: Oh my god! I thought we were friends Sevykins!
Snape: In what world?
Karakoff: The world where the dark Lord is going to return!
Snape: Nah i'm good thanks
Moody: Because this is a random moment i'm going to say that i'm Barty Crouch Jr.
Karakoff: Barty Crouch! You've returned to serve the dark Lord!
Moody: NO! I've come to kill Harry
Harry: As this is such a cheerful moment i'm going to sing a happy song! If your happy and your know it clap your hands! *Claps hands*
Draco: *Claps hands*
Harry: Why are you happy?
Draco: I'm going to Pigfarts tomorrow, want to come?
Harry: I've got to get killed first apparently...
Hermione: No! You can't kill Harry!
Voldemort: Or can we? *enters with a bunch of random death eaters*
Draco: DADDY! DADDY! IT'S ME! DRACO!
*Everyone looks at Lucius*
Lucius: Um...I've got to go home! I forgot to feed the cat! *leaves*
Snape: OW! MY DARK MARK IT BURNS!
Harry: OW! MY SCAR IT BURNS!
Snape: I said burn first
Harry: Your talking to me as though I give a...
Dumbledore: *Puts hand over Harry's mouth*
Snape: Language Potter!
Harry: Um English but I might take up French so I can get Fleur to join my fan club...*Winks at Fleur*
Fleur: *Faints*
Harry: On second thoughts don't worry it's just English
Voldemort: Can I kill Harry now!
Harry: Yeah in a minute just going to get a butterbeer see you later *Struts out of the great hall*
Voldemort: So I can't kill Harry...LETS PARTY!
*I am starting to think that Voldie is becoming a bit mental...Please excuse the er randomness no wait that's not a word...Anyway...Oh! By the way! Don't forget to enter the contest! Harry loves seeing your entries! If you haven't already go check it out!*
Harry: I got my butterbeer! Now where's Voldie?
Voldemort: HAZAHHH! I AM HERE!
Harry: *Pulls out toy snake* Get near me and this one dies
Voldermort: No! No! Not Nagini!
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
